Friday, December 28, 2018

Retards in the Government 82

It's your weekly compendium of foolishness and corruption and murder in Philippine politics. 


https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1065308/palace-urges-coa-doj-to-sue-agencies-in-wasteful-projects
“It’s the duty of the COA to recommend the filing of charges, and then the Department of Justice (DOJ) will have to take over,” Panelo said.
The Palace should follow their own advice and recommend charges against those Duterte fires for alleged corruption.


http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2018/12/22/rodel-batocabe-death-ako-bicol.html
AKO Bicol Party-list Representative Rodel Batocabe and his escort, Orlando Diaz, were shot and killed by unknown gunmen in Daraga, Albay at 3:00 p.m. Saturday, his fellow lawmakers confirmed. 
Batocabe, who is running for mayor of Daraga in the upcoming elections, was at a gift-giving event for senior citizens and persons with disabilities when he was shot by the suspect.
Another assassinated politician.  It just so happened the day of his assassination was also his wedding anniversary. 

https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/679222/house-approves-bill-requiring-graduating-students-to-plant-legacy-trees/story/
Graduating students in elementary, high school, and college shall be covered by the bill...
How about pass a bill that each student has to collect 100 pounds of trash from Manila Bay before they can graduate? Or they have to round up 50 stray dogs? This bill is stupid and reminds me of the INC tree planting fiasco. You can't just plant a tree and walk away!

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066085/albayalde-someday-the-bully-student-will-find-his-match
In an interview after a gift-giving event in Malate, Manila, Albayalde said: “Well I hope someday, that person, that bully makakatugma din ‘yan, makakatapat din ‘yan, ‘yong mga bully na ganyan.” 
According to the PNP chief — who was obviously infuriated with the viral video of a bullying incident showing a Taekwondo black-belter punching and kicking a fellow student — said that during their time, kids would settle things squarely “at the back of the gymnasium.”
He might as well wish death on the bully.  What a horrible thing to say. But that's the PNP.  A violent gang that really does settle things "at the back of the gymnasium."


https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1065672/daraga-police-chief-relieved-after-batocabes-killing
This is an idiotic response. Firing the Chief won't solve the crime.  Even if there were more police presence  that would not stop assassins who have been paid and are bent on killing their target.  Nice window dressing though.
https://usa.inquirer.net/17559/illinois-fil-am-ex-judge-gets-one-year-in-prison-for-mortgage-fraud
“I’m an embarrassment!”  cried Jessica Arong Obrien, who told U.S. District Judge Thomas Durkin,“I will fall on my sword if I have to, but I need you to know the truth!” she continued through tears. The emotional scene led the judge to order a recess. 
The first Filipina judge in Illinois’ Cook County pleaded for 30 minutes for leniency in a federal courtroom Dec. 20, but she was sentenced to a year and one day in prison for her role in a $1.4-million mortgage fraud scheme that occurred years before she got elected judge. 
She and her former business partner scammed several lenders in the purchase of two Chicago South Side properties when she was a lawyer and real estate agent a decade ago in Lincolnwood, Illinois. She was then also working as a special assistant attorney general for the Illinois Department of Revenue. 
“Of course, I have remorse as to my stupidity,” O’Brien said in her vain attempt to receive probation. 
But Judge Durkin who remained undaunted said that the fraud scheme she orchestrated lasted nearly three years and wasn’t done as a result of an oversight. “This was a crime,” the judge added. 
The crowd that came for the sentencing was given a rundown of Jessica O’Brien’s version of living the American Dream—a Filipina from Cebu who came to the U.S. with almost nothing but, through perseverance and determination, found phenomenal success. 
“It is an inspirational story,” her lawyer, Steve Greenberg, said in arguing for probation. In asking for a two-year prison sentence, Assistant U.S. Attorney Matthey Madden stressed that O’Brien had refused to take any responsibility for her crime. 
“She used lies to buy and sell these properties,” Madden had told jurors in February. “She doesn’t seem to have acknowledged at all that her poor decisions are what led her here to this courtroom,” Madden said.

It's corrupt Philippine politics transferred to the US justice system only the US does not play the same game as the Philippines. This lady's crocodile tears and story of being a hardworking Pinay who came from nothing and is really an inspiration to us all despite wilfully defrauding people for three years did not sway the judge one bit and now she will be rotting in the clink for a whole year. In the Philippines she would still be an upstanding citizen and likely acquitted due to her great performance before the court.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1065681/cop-slain-outside-his-house-in-cebu-city
Police were looking into personal grudge as motive in the killing of PO2 Romeo Jumalon, 42, who suffered multiple bullet wounds on his body. 
Initial investigation showed that Jumalon was standing outside of his home in Barangay Pit-os around 4 a.m. when a vehicle approached him. 
A still unidentified gunman then shot Jumalon several times.
Another cop dead under mysterious circumstances by an unknown assassin.
https://www.rappler.com/nation/219464-joelito-talaid-killed-ambush-december-2018
A former mayor of Kadingilan town in Bukidnon was gunned down Saturday morning, December 22, as he was about to alight from his vehicle to buy fruits. 
Joelito Talaid, 43, was shot and killed by an unknown assailant at Lane 101, Zone 12, Barangay Carmen, here at around 9:45 am.
Another dead politician. Former politician. What difference does it make?

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066120/palace-to-filipinos-set-aside-poisonous-murderous-politics
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066223/duterte-to-filipinos-learn-lesson-from-christs-birth
Duterte's Christmas message for 2018 is a mine of solid comedy gold!


http://northboundasia.com/2018/12/19/no-gun-muzzle-sealing-for-new-year-proves-cops-discipline-pnp/
There will be no muzzle taping of guns for this year’s holiday revelry to prove that police personnel are responsible enough, Philippine National Police (PNP) Chief Director General Oscar Albayalde said. 
“I think nag-start iyan (it started) last year, and last year we were able to prove (that) our PNP personnel are responsible enoughWala akong alam na (I have not received any reports of) indiscriminate firing last year. So this year, sana (I hope we will have) zero incident of indiscriminate firing,” Albayalde told reporters in an interview on Monday. 
We have to show to the public that we are a responsible, professional, dynamic police organizationHindi na namin kailangan siguro na tinitape dahil una kapag yung mga tao (I don’t think there is a need to put tapes on it because when people), even or most especially foreigners, mga tourists na pumupunta rito medyo napapahiya tayo kapag nakakita sila ng (baril ng) pulis na merong masking tape sa dulo(It doesn’t look good especially for tourists who visit us if they see that the guns of our police officers have masking tapes on the muzzles),” he added.
The PNP is so corrupt and incompetent and a group of bunglers that until recently during the holidays their guns were taped to prevent indiscriminate firing. But now the PNP wants to prove its personnel are responsible enough and besides taped guns are bad for tourism. What an unbelievably dumb thing to do. What about crime? What about safety? Why would the PNP ever tape their guns? So are they up to the challenge? Are they responsible enough? 

No.
https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/12/25/cop-surrenders-after-injuring-7-in-shooting-spree/
Christmas Day may not be merry for a police officer who surrendered to the National Capital Region Police Office (NCRPO) on Tuesday, December 25, after he allegedly engaged in a shooting spree in Caloocan City and injured seven people — including a minor.
What kind of lead-in is that?  Christmas Day may not be so merry for a cop who went on a shooting spree??  How about Christmas Day may not be so merry for seven people who were shot by another bad egg scallywag PNP officer?
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066116/police-visibility-could-have-prevented-batocabe-killing-pnp-chief
Attacks — like the killing of Ako Bicol Rep. Rodel Batocabe and his police aide, SPO1 Orlando Diaz – could have been prevented with higher police visibility, according to Director General Oscar Albayalde, chief of the Philippine National Police (PNP).
That’s why he’s directing police officers to secure events involving politicians — with or without their request. 
“Of course ‘yong visibility natin napaka-importante. Kagaya noon, naiwasan sana natin ‘yon kung during the time na nandoon at marami talagang tao,” Albayalde said in a press briefing after a gift-giving program for children that he led at the Paraiso ng mga Bata in Malate, Manila. 
[Of course, our visibility is very imporant. Like in that case [Batocabe’s killing], we could have avoided that if the police had been there, especially since there many people present.]
“Ito ’yong mga sinasabi natin sa mga pulis: Even without the request, kung pupunta ’yung isang kandidato, isang incumbent [official] sa isang lugar at makita naman talaga na maraming tao, it is incumbent upon the policemen to secure the area, not the person, but all the people there,” he added. 
[That’s what I’m telling police officers: Even without the request, if a candidate or an incumbent official is going somewhere and there are many people there, it is incumbent upon the policemen to secure the area, not just the person, but all the people there.]
If they really believe this is true then they should make this policy and follow it and enforce it.


https://www.untvweb.com/news/batocabe-family-eyes-substitute-candidate-for-daraga-mayoralty-race/

The family of slain lawmaker Congressman Rodel Batocabe is planning to have a substitute candidate for him in the mayoralty race in the town of Daraga. 
According to Rep. Batocabe’s son Atty. Justin Batocabe, there is no final decision yet but he confirmed that someone from the Batocabes will definitely run in the 2019 midterm elections. 
The younger Batocabe said they are determined to continue the legacy of their father.
And so begins a political dynasty.  Shouldn't finding a replacement candidate be the job of the party he was representing?
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066921/batocabe-widow-i-am-being-asked-to-run-in-my-husbands-place
“I have been told that I can. But my main focus right now is to bury him (Rodel) with dignity and honor in accordance with how he lived his life. And after this is justice. We will not allow that there would be no justice,” she said. 
Gertie is a graduate of Mass Communications from the University of the Philippines. 
“I will not be pushed if I run, it will be my own decision. It will be with a purpose, it will be because I can do it,” she added. 
Without naming anyone, she made remarks directed to the mastermind of her husband’s killing. 
You are so desperate. Pinatay mo? Binili mo na lang sana. (You killed him? You should have just bought him) I know you’re evil. Anak ka ni Satanas, ewan ko kung sa’n ka galing (You are a spawn of Satan, I don’t know where you came from),” she said. 
“Mahal na mahal ng asawa ko itong Daraga. Maawa kayo. Pinatay niyo siya na parang karne lang ng…(My husband loves Daraga very much. Have mercy. You killed him like so much meat…),” she pleaded.
Well surprise, surprise. The party wants the wife to run just like Cory Aquino did after her husband was assassinated. Why would this lady tell her husband's killers, "You should have just bought him"? Is she admitting that her husband was corrupt and for sale?
https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/12/26/p32m-reward-not-working-in-solving-batocabe-slay-pnp/
“We are all concerned to solve this case and as what I have said, if only we would have a lead because as of this time, accordingly, our investigators are having difficulty because no one wants to talk,” said Albayalde. 
“Apparently, parang yung kababayan natin ay natatakot na naman so we are wondering why. Sa sobrang dami nung tao na yun not even one is willing to talk at nandun din yung barangay chairman during that time. Apparently sinabi nya wala siyang alam,” he added. 
"Apparently, it seems our countrymen are afraid to turn around so we are wondering why. There are so many people who are not even willing to talk and the chairman of the barangay during that time. Apparently he said he did not know, "he added.
Gee I wonder why no one is cooperating? Maybe no one wants to be next to die!?


https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/12/26/iloilo-congressman-apologizes-for-attacking-cop/
“First and foremost, I ask forgiveness from the Philippine National Police (PNP) as an institution and also to the officers and personnel of the PNP, whom I have great respect,” said Iloilo 1st District Rep. Oscar “Richard” Garin Jr. 
Based on a report from the Police Regional Office (PRO-6), Rep. Garin allegedly disarmed, handcuffed, kicked, spat, interrogated, and cussed on Police Officer 3 Federico Macaya Jr. of Guimbal PNP past 3:30 a.m. 
“I reiterate my apologies for my actions, which I take full responsibility,” said Rep. Garin as he read a prepared statement late Friday afternoon. 
Rep. Garin initially accompanied his father, Guimbal Mayor Oscar “Oca” Garin Sr., in questioning the police officer for allegedly coercing a victim to withdraw criminal complaint against a suspect for a physical attack at the plaza last December 22. 
Rep. Garin pointed out that his actions against Macaya were not directed to the PNP institution. 
“My actions were a mere display of extreme frustration towards one, single PNP personnel who committed great disservice to the people of Guimbal,” Rep. Garin said. 
According to Rep. Garin, Macaya betrayed public trust by working to settle a criminal complaint against a 30-year-old man known to be a habitual delinquent. 
Macaya allegedly made the victim of the December 22 attack sign a withdrawal statement. 
Meanwhile, PRO-6 is set to file charges against Rep. Garin and Mayor Garin for physical injuries, alarm and scandal, grave coercion, and direct assault against persons in authority. 
“I am taking this incident as an affront to me. I will not let this pass without taking actions against them,” said Chief Superintendent John Bulalacao, PRO-6 director.
How was this PNP officer able to be disarmed? In some places (the USA for instance) if you try to disarm a cop you will end up dead! How weak is this officer that he as not only disarm but also handcuffed!? No doubt this Congressman thinks an apology will get him off the hook but The Chief Superintendent says he will be filing charges against this Congressman.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066950/garins-also-beat-up-former-cops-civilians-pnp-official
Prior to beating up a policeman, Guimbal town Mayor Oscar Garin and his son Iloilo 1st District Rep. Richard Garin have also allegedly mauled other police officers and civilians, Chief Supt. John Bulalacao, director of the Western Visayas Police, said on Thursday. 
Bulalacao said retired police officers in the town are now speaking up about the alleged physical abuse they experienced under the Garins. 
“Retired [police officers] na ‘yung mga nagsasalita ngayon. May mga kwento sila na sad experiences sa mga Garin,” Bulalacao told INQUIRER.net in a phone interview. 
(Those speaking now are retired [police officers]. They have stories of sad experiences with the Garins.) 
“[They say] they have been very arrogant. They have the tendency to do physical harm and then bibigyan nila ng pera para hindi magreklamo (they will give the victims money in exchange for not filing cases),” he added. 
According to Bulalacao, the alleged physical abuses suffered by the other victims were similar to what PO3 Federico Macaya Jr. had experienced, such as being slapped and punched by the Garins.
Not only have the Garin's been beating up cops and civilians but they have also been paying off cops to not bring cases and apparently these cops have taken the money! These corrupt cops deserve what they get. How disgraceful must these cops be to have been beaten up by the Mayor and his son for years and not speak up. No dignity whatsoever. It's like the PNP are either a bunch of evil criminals involved in extortion, murder, and kidnapping or they are a bunch of wimpy nincompoops who let people bully them around. There is no middle ground!

https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/lifestyle/content/679433/dnd-chief-lorenzana-eyes-miss-universe-catriona-gray-as-army-reservist/story/
The military would love to enlist Filipina Miss Universe 2018 Catriona Gray as reservist, Defense Secretary Delfin Lorenzana said. 
“I'll talk to her kung gusto niyang mag-reservist. Dapat [sa] Army siya ah, haha,” Lorenzana told reporters at his yearender press conference.
Why? Do they think she is military material? Do they think she can cut it in the bush fighting commies and Muslims? This is dumb.


https://globalnation.inquirer.net/172192/dotr-vows-strict-naia-security-after-us-travel-advisory
“This is to assure the traveling public that the Philippine government, through the Department of Transportation (DOTr), Manila International Airport Authority (MIAA) and the Office for Transportation Security (OTS) are giving utmost priority and attention to the implementation of strict security measures at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport,” the DOTr said in a statement issued on Wednesday. 
The DOTr issued the statement after a viral Facebook post showed a sign, allegedly posted by the Department of Homeland Security at a US airport, saying that NAIA “did not maintain and carry out effective aviation security measures.” 
“Earlier this year, the US Department of Homeland Security’s Transportation Security Administration conducted an assessment and gave recommendations regarding airport security enhancement and improvements,” the DOTr said. 
The DOTr also noted that among TSA’s recommendations were “the installation of new equipment such as X-ray machines, walk-through metal detectors and alarm systems.” 
The DOTr said the procurement of the items was already under process, but it would undertake manufacturing and delivery and must follow government rules and regulations.
Here is the warning that is being posted in American airports:


https://www.reddit.com/r/Philippines/comments/a9k18r/my_friend_found_this_at_an_airport_in_the_us/
Funny that the security is so bad at NAIA that the US DHS and TSA had to coordinate with officials to advise them about upgrading their systems! The Philippine ambassador to the USA wrote in a column:


DHS has determined that the security measures implemented at NAIA are not adequate as dictated by the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO), and will continue to closely monitor the security situation at the airport as well as coordinate with MIAA and OTS regarding next steps to include development and implementation of corrective actions, and scheduling of additional security assessments. 
Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Locsin and I met with US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo following the Philippine Embassy in Washington’s official launch of a cloud-based electronic queue management system called QLess. During our meeting, we discussed the notice from the DHS and assured Secretary Pompeo that we are working round the clock to address the issues that have been raised, among them the need to install standalone audible alarm systems in emergency doors, calibrating walk-through metal detectors and the purchase of equipment that include X-ray machines and explosive detection systems.
Of course, the procurement process which is already ongoing takes time, but Secretary Dominguez told me that an emergency budget will be set aside to buy more sophisticated equipment which NAIA needs in upgrading their services. We certainly welcome and look at this DHS notice as a way of improving security at NAIA. But then again, we really need a new airport since a lot of the problems can be traced to the fact that NAIA is already an old airport, and considering the fact that it is now handling 42 million passengers. 
https://www.philstar.com/opinion/2018/12/23/1879206/better-safe-sorry
No matter what you think about the illusion of security or security theatre at the airport this situation is pretty hilarious and just further proof of Pinoy incompetence. NAIA is not even up to international standards! Heck even security at the malls is awful.  They don't really frisk for anything or use that mirror to look under your car. Security is awful everywhere in this country.
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066565/drunk-mmda-enforcer-punches-mpd-cop-gets-shot
Based on an initial investigation of the Manila Police District (MPD), SPO1 Michael Pastor, a resident of Tagaytay Street in Caloocan City, was on his way to the MPD headquarters aboard a motorcycle when another rider suddenly crossed and nearly hit him. 
Reports said Pastor decided to let the situation go and continue on his ride along Biak na Bato Street upon realizing that the rider, later identified as Abrahan Nuqui, an MMDA enforcer and resident of Barangay 249 Tondo Manila, was drunk.
Nuqui was so drunk that authorities could not conduct an intoxication test on him.
This cop knew the rider on a motorcycle was drunk and decided to just let it go! Apparently drunk driving is fine in the Philippines. Oh wait...it's not!

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066681/duterte-to-police-military-kill-those-defying-checkpoints
President Rodrigo Duterte has ordered the police and the military to intensify checkpoints after the killing of his ally, Ako Bicol Rep. Rodel Batocabe. 
Duterte ordered law enforcers to kill those who would refuse to submit themselves to inspection at checkpoints. 
“If you carry a gun and you passed by a checkpoint and you refuse to stop because you are with the governor or mayor, my order to the police and to the military, son of a bitch, kill them. Let’s try,” the President told reporters in an ambush interview in Daraga, Albay on Wednesday night after he visited the wake of Batocabe. 
“Even if you’re a governor or a mayor, if there is a check point, those who refused to stop and fight with you, my order is shoot them. Wala na tayong arte human rights, human rights [Let’s not talk about human rights],” he added. “I am placing the entire Armed Forces assigned here and the police to maintain law and order.”
Duterte has a real knack for saying the most inappropriate things at the most inappropriate times. Who goes to a funeral and says, "Son of a bitch, kill them"? He could have issued this directive from the Palace but no he has to foul up the man's funeral and make this even about himself and how tough he is on crime. 

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066683/unfinished-convention-center-costs-p585m
Its construction began in 2008, a year after the provincial government bought the 1.3-hectare land, according to Bernard Vicente, president of the National Federation of Tobacco Farmers Associations and Cooperatives (Naftac). 
Since then, work had not resumed after the government spent tens of millions of pesos from the provincial government’s share of tobacco excise taxes, Vicente said. 
The tax share represented income from the province’s tobacco farmers. 
Vicente said the provincial government might have already spent P585 million for the project, which, he noted, was not even 10-percent complete. 
The provincial government bought the 1.3-ha lot for P60 million in 2007, Vicente said. 
In subsequent years, at least P365 million was appropriated to build 88 foundation posts.
When Ilocos Sur Gov. Ryan Singson assumed office in 2013, about P100 million was spent on the building’s elevated floor, Vicente said. “They kept allocating funds for the project. If the 5-story building is worth P475 million as proposed, we should now need only P10 million to complete it,” Vicente said. 
What shocked him and other tobacco farmers was when they heard the governor’s father, former Gov. Luis “Chavit” Singson, said in a recent radio interview that the project would be discontinued because there were no available funds. 
“So where did the tobacco farmers’ P465 million go?” Vicente asked. 
“We waited for 11 years for its completion, and now he is saying that it will not be continued anymore? Isn’t that alarming?” he said.

Where did the money go? And how did this project even get off the ground? I guarantee it was promoted as being good for tourism. Just more corruption in the Philippines.
https://business.inquirer.net/262787/build-build-build-widened-budget-deficit-by-96-to-p477-2b-at-end-november
Lots of spending on Build x 3 but what is there to show for it?  How many projects have started and how many have finished? From last I read not many have even gotten off the ground yet. Let's hope that by the end of Duterte's term many of these projects will be started if not finished.

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Is this the Laziest Christmas Banner Ever?

Christmas is over but the huge Christmas banners emblazoned with larger than life heads of local politicians will be hanging around for at least a few more days if not weeks or months. One of these caught my attention and how could it not? The execrable thing is about 20 feet tall. Impossible to miss.


Aside from the fact that there are two faces on this banner do you notice anything conspicuous? Let's zoom in.


That is the smiling mug of Councillor Claudio "Kalaw" Puenetevella. Being the son of former Mayor Monico Puentevella, Kalaw is a dynasty politician. Back in September he briefly made national headlines when he punched a fellow councillor in the face during a regular session of the City Council. 
Councilor Claudio “Kalaw” Puentevella was expelled at the regular session Wednesday, September 12, after he boxed his colleague, Councilor Dindo Ramos, during the regular session at City Council.
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1764113
See how Kalaw contrasts with the other man on this banner who also happens to be his Father? His father, by the way, faced plunder raps back in 2009 being accused by the sports commission for failing to liquidate money he did not use to host the Southeast Asian Games. In 2015 he was suspended for 90 days by the Sandiganbayan for anomalous IT purchases. He is also not a Congressman anymore and has not been one since 2010.  But that has never stopped a Philippine politician from continuing to use the titles they won during an election. Once a Congressman, Senator, President, or Mayor, always a Congressman, Senator, President, or Mayor.

Let's zoom in on Kalaw's face.


A faux hawk and hipster "problem glasses." A big toothy grin too. He's so happy. Compare that to his father who is squinting into the distance with a hard look on his face. He has spent most of his life devoted to public service. He has done his job as best he could. He has seen the years go by and the city and country grow under his leadership but there is so much work left which remains to be done. He is a serious man. His son, however, looks like Dopey.


Now take a look at what Kalaw is wearing.


If you were going to have your picture blown up larger than life and put on a sign that all can see and  is meant to convey your Christmas Greetings what would you wear? A polo shirt? A barong? A suit? Maybe an ugly Christmas sweater? How about a blue sports t-shirt!



Not just any blue sports t-shirt but one bearing a corporate logo! Puma thanks Kalaw for the free advertising. The blue colour does not match the tone of the rest of the banner which is yellow, green, and red. Was this photo taken specifically for use in this banner or did someone just fish out an old photo and say, "This looks good"? Did Kalaw have any hand in making this banner? Did he and his father look it over and think this was a good picture to use for a Christmas banner? 

His father, on the other hand, is wearing a barong. You can barely see it but that is because his whole body is not visible.

Why didn't father and son pose together for a Christmas photo to use for this banner? Why use two separate photos? Did they really think the father's giant head positioned next to the son's tiny body would look good? This photoshop is so ugly and thoughtless it's rather unbelievable. Why is the top half of Kalaw's body even being used? With his hands shoved in his pockets, the blue sports t-shirt, and the big dopey grin on his face he looks like he stumbled in from a sports clothing catalogue. Nothing about his posture, his demeanour, or his clothing says Christmas. Nothing. 

And what's with the banner's message?


"Christmas Greetings"???

What is that?  How hard would it have been to write out Merry Christmas. Christmas Greetings is nothing. Nobody says that. People say Merry Christmas. This generic Christmas message is offensive and condescending. Clearly the Puentevellas don't care about this banner or the people who will be reading it. For them this is all just a routine tradition that they have to go through and they left it to someone else.

Everything about this banner screams "LAZY!" This is the worst Christmas banner I have seen this year. It looks like a parody of a real Christmas banner with a generic "Christmas Greetings" and a Father and Son political duo who are not even proportioned to each other. Perhaps it's fitting this banner is right outside a cemetery.

Wednesday, December 26, 2018

Why Are Foreigners in the Philippines Killing Each Other in Horrific Ways?

Here is a very strange story involving a pair of ugly Americans.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1065895/2-americans-nabbed-for-dumping-dead-woman-in-pasig-river
Two citizens of the United States were caught after transporting a dead woman in box using a transport network vehicle service provider and dumping the box into the Pasig River in Manila on Sunday morning. 
The Manila Police District (MPD) identified the suspects as Troy Woody Jr., 21, currently living in a condominium unit in Barangay Highway Hills, Mandaluyong City, and Mir Islam, 22, currently living in a condominium in Ermita, Manila. 
According to the driver, the suspects loaded a huge brown box in his car’s trunk and asked to be transported to a mall in Ermita. 
Along the way, the suspects asked the driver to first go to the Baseco Compound in Tondo, Manila, near the Pasig River, where they threw the box. 
Then they asked to be taken to the original drop-off point. 
Finding the incident weird, the driver reported it to the Manila Police General Assignment and Investigation Section and and they were referred to the Ermita Police Station. 
Authorities eventually recovered the box and were able to identify the victim as Tomi Michelle Masters, 23, also a US citizen from Indiana, who lived in the same condo unit with Woody.
These two geniuses murdered their roommate and then called a Grab taxi to transport the body so they could toss it in the Pasig River. From another report we learn:
Within the box, her remains were stuffed into a garbage bag and wrapped in duct tape. According to a report on Super Radyo dzBB, one of the men was the victim’s boyfriend.
http://philippineslifestyle.com/americans-arrested-indiana-woman/
Maybe the boyfriend got jealous? Perhaps if they had deposed of her One Piece at a Time they would have gotten away with their dastardly deed. 

This case echoes that of the chopped-up Chinese woman from just a few weeks ago.
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1056672/love-triangle-eyed-in-chop-chop-murder-of-chinese-woman-in-makati-condo
Police were looking into love triangle as the motive behind the gruesome murder of a Chinese woman by her fellow Chinese friends inside their condominium unit in Makati City. 
Authorities found the chopped up body parts of 26-year-old  Wang Yalei in different plastic bags at a unit on the 11th floor of The Lerato Residence Tower 1 along Malugay Street in Barangay Bel-Air around 6 p.m. on Thursday.


Her severed head and three limbs were found in separate shopping bags, while her torso and her right leg were placed in a suitcase in the toilet. 
According to National Capital Region Police office chief, Director Guillermo Eleazar, the security of the condo was notified by the housekeeping that a bag containing “pieces of flesh and blood-soaked” clothes, underwear, tissues and kitchen knife were disposed of into the material recovery facility.
What is with that headline? A chop-chop murder? I want to see the headline "Former Mayor killed in bang-bang murder" the next time a mayor is shot!

Back in August an American was charged with the murder of an Australian.
http://philippineslifestyle.com/australian-businessman-stabbed-american/
An Australian businessman has been found stabbed to death dead with his head in a plastic garbage bag at his Pasig City home office. 
Lambros Zervas, who ran Lily Carpet Cleaning Services in Manila and Cebu, was discovered dead at 4.45pm on Tuesday (August 28). 
Pasig City police chief, Senior Superintendent Rizalito Gapas, has identified the prime suspect as 58-year-old American Kenneth Damell Bethea, a resident of the same building. 
Many of these crimes appear to be happening in condominiums. Is there a connection? Why are foreigners killing each other?

While there has been a few instances of foreigners killing foreigners such a crime is pretty rare compared to Filipinos killing foreigners.  Here are two instances from 2018:

http://philippineslifestyle.com/canadian-murdered-batangas-dispute/
A Canadian gunned down in Batangas City was preparing to flee the Philippines following an ugly property dispute. 
As we reported last month, Barry Gammon and his wife Luzviminda were outside their garage when two gunmen approached and shot them at about 7.45pm on Sunday, June 24. 
Supt. Celedio said the murder had left him “very concerned”. 
“We want all the foreign tourists and even those who are residents in the city and elsewhere to be secured and protected by the local police,” he said. 
“We would like to see it as an isolated incident.”
http://philippineslifestyle.com/bludgeoned-us-air-force-veteran/
According to police figures, Mr Nalapo is the 47th foreigner to be murdered so far this year. 
The killing comes just weeks after Canadian retiree Barry Gammon was shot and killed in Batangas City.
Isolated incident? Sadly no. The murder of foreigners in the Philippines is no isolated incident and some of those incidents have famously involved the PNP. This 47th murder of a foreigner in 2018 was recorded in July.  How many more victims have there been since then?

Even more sadly is that local officials do not care about the murder of foreigners except insofar as it affects tourism and foreign investment.
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1760263
FOLLOWING the fatal shooting of two foreign nationals last week, Cebu Vice Gov. Agnes Magpale urged the police to solve these crimes so these won’t affect tourist arrivals in Cebu. 
Mayor Tomas Osmeña, for his part, vowed to do something to address the current concern on the city’s peace and order situation, but won’t divulge the specifics yet. 
We cannot stand for a police that still insists that Cebu is safe when there are murders taking place almost every day. I cannot mention specifics yet, but I am going to do something about this, and I will do it as soon as I can,” the mayor said in his Facebook page. 
Osmeña raised concern over the killing of the Japanese businesswoman, saying it might have an effect on Japanese investors in Cebu. 
“I have no doubt that the news of the Japanese company president being killed has reached her counterparts abroad. I am very worried that people in Cebu will lose their jobs,” he said.
The Philippines is so desperate for tourists and foreign business that they will gladly sweep the murder of foreigners under the rug and vow to vaguely "do something", which they never do, just as long as tourists and investors keep coming. "It's an isolated incident."  "The Philippines is safe." No. These are not isolated incidents. Tourists, businessmen, politicians, regular guys, everyone is on the target list. No one is safe. Just because you can ride a jeepney to the mall or go for a walk at night does not mean you are safe in the Philippines. Everyone in this country lives behind a wall of some sort. Many of those walls are topped with barbed wire precisely because the Philippines is not safe.

So why are foreigners killing each other in horrific ways? Is this an epidemic? Should foreigners be banned from the Philippines? There is enough murder here without them. Or should the Philippines do a heck of a lot more to stop criminals from entering the country?

https://krebsonsecurity.com/2018/12/serial-swatter-and-stalker-mir-islam-arrested-for-allegedly-dumping-body-in-river/
A 22-year-old man convicted of cyberstalking and carrying out numerous bomb threats and swatting attacks — including a 2013 swatting incident at my home — was arrested Sunday morning in the Philippines after allegedly helping his best friend dump the body of a housemate into a local river. 
Brooklyn, NY native Islam, a.k.a. “Josh the God,” has a long rap sheet for computer-related crimes. He briefly rose to Internet infamy as one of the core members of UGNazi, an online mischief-making group that claimed credit for hacking and attacking a number of high-profile Web sites. 
On June 25, 2012, Islam and nearly two-dozen others were caught up in an FBI dragnet dubbed Operation Card Shop. The government accused Islam of being a founding member of carders[dot]org — a credit card fraud forum — trafficking in stolen credit card information, and possessing information for more than 50,000 credit cards. 
In June 2016, Islam was sentenced to a year in prison for an impressive array of crimes, including stalking people online and posting their personal data on the Internet. Islam also pleaded guilty to reporting phony bomb threats and fake hostage situations at the homes of celebrities and public officials (as well as this author). 
At that 2016 sentencing, Islam’s lawyer argued that his client suffered from multiple psychological disorders, and that he and his co-conspirators orchestrated the swattings of a sense of “anarchic libertarianism.”
A man with an FBI record and a long rap sheet was able to waltz right into the country with no problems. How was he even able to get past immigration? Perhaps authorities were not aware of his criminal background. Maybe if foreign governments alerted Philippine officials about criminals making their way to the Philippines they would be prevented from entering the country.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-04-09/afp-250-australians-child-sex-convictions-travelled-philippines/6379794
About 250 Australians with child sex convictions have travelled to the Philippines in the last four years, the Australian Federal Police (AFP) has revealed. 
Filipino police are currently pursuing a case against Australian man Peter Gerard Scully for what they allege are some of the worst child sex offences in the nation's history. 
The AFP was involved in the investigation and arrest and says 250 known Australian child sex offenders travelled to the Philippines in the past four years. 
A spokesman has told the ABC that Australia alerts Filipino authorities when a sex offender boards a flight, but it is up to them whether to refuse entry.
Nope.

Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Martial Law: The 12 Months of Martial Law

It's December 25th. That means Christmas. It also means review time. This martial law update will be the last for 2018 so I thought I would write a Christmas song themed review of the events which have taken place this past year during martial law in Mindanao. I have chosen 12 events, one from each month. This will be to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas.  Enjoy!

In the first month of martial law in 2018, Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.
In the second month of martial law in 2018, the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.


In the third month of martial law in 2018, 23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,


the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.


In the fourth month of martial law in 2018, Duterte called for peace,

23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines, 
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the fifth month of martial law in 2018, martial law forever, 
Duterte called for peace, 
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines, 
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the sixth month of martial law in 2018, all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the seventh month of marital law in 2018, MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the eight month of marital law in 2018, ISIS is not a threat,

MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the ninth month of martial law in 2018, ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the tenth month of martial law in 2018, foreign fighters flock to Mindanao,

ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace, 
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines, 
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the eleventh month of martial law in 2018, Marawi rebuilding started,


foreign fighters flock to Mindanao,
ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the twelfth month of martial law in 2018, another year-long extension,
Marawi rebuilding started, 
foreign fighters flock to Mindanao,
ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

And that is a brief recap of some of the events of martial law in 2018.

Monday, December 24, 2018

Sidesaddle Motorcycle Riding 3

Lovely ladies in skirts riding sidesaddle.  Many times not wearing helmets and barely hanging on. Would be a shame if they fell off and their heads got squished or if their dangling feet got caught in the spinning back wheel and torn clean off.






Sunday, December 23, 2018

Filipino By Choice?

Not only has the crowning of Miss Philippines Catriona Gray sparked a debate about medical marijuana but it has also lit up the internet with a melange of differing opinions on what it means to be Filipino and whether or not Miss Gray is a bona fide Filipina. Some say she is, some say she is not a Filipina. But why should anyone decide such a personal matter for her. Let us hear the woman speak for herself.

https://news.abs-cbn.com/life/12/20/18/throwback-catriona-on-being-aussie-by-birth-moving-to-ph-by-choice
Fresh from her crowning as Miss Universe Philippines early this year, Gray was made to address her roots in a televised interview on “Tonight with Boy Abunda.” Her answer at the time, it would appear now, is also the precise words that would settle the argument surrounding her upbringing and choice of country to represent. 
Asked how she would identify herself between being Australian-Filipino or Filipino-Australian, Gray chose the latter, and went to explain: “Even though I was born in Australia, that’s not my choice. It was more of my parents’ choice.” 
My decision to come to the Philippines at age 18 just after I graduated high school was like a self-discovery journey for me,” she went on. “[It was] my first step into figuring out who am I — what do I want to do with my life? — and just putting myself out of my comfort zone.” 
“I chose to come here,” she pointed out, “and I came over on my own money. I wanted to prove to myself na kaya ko ‘to. I can do this.”
While that is her opinion about herself it's not one that can be totally respected. Despite being a music and math nerd she does not make a lick of sense when she says:
“Even though I was born in Australia, that’s not my choice. It was more of my parents’ choice.”
Yeah well I never chose to be born! It was my parents choice! To hell with them.  My life will only end in the darkness and the blackness and the nothingness of death and all my accomplishments will amount to nothing as I descend into the grave!! Screw you accidents of life! Perhaps I will choose to be dead!

With the magic word "choice" citizenship and nationality become a matter of flux and one can be whatever they choose to be. Perhaps she has always felt like a Pinay at heart? But if being a Filipino is a matter of heart and choice then Canadian Kyle Jennermann of Becoming Filipino is a Filipino.

Her argument is very Western and not Filipino at all as we shall see below. In the West today anyone can be anything they want. Gender and sexuality are fluid. Men are playing women's sports at every level. There are trans-species who are people claiming to be animals. And how about this guy:
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/945181/transracial-man-spurs-debate-on-being-filipino
On his Facebook support page, Ja Du, formerly known as Adam, says race is a “social construct.” 
The Florida native likens the transracialism movement to that of transgenders; he also identifies as transsexual. 
He told 10News WTSP that he feels Filipino because he is “intrigued” with what he has watched in the History Channel. Cultural aspects like Filipino food and music make him feel “like I’m in my own skin.”
Remember him? He wants to be Filipino so why can't he be so? It's not his choice that he was born as a white man in the USA. Just like it was not Catriona's choice to be born in Australia. One Filipino had this reaction to Ja Du:


This person claims that being Filipino is an experience and one can not claim to be Filipino if one has not experienced the "struggle of being Filipino."  Sadly this Twitter account is no more but it seems to be the former account of a Filipina who is, ironically, living in Melbourne.

Catriona's own words tell just how un-Filipino she really is:
“I chose to come here,” she pointed out, “and I came over on my own money. I wanted to prove to myself na kaya ko ‘to. I can do this.”
She "chose to come here" in order to prove to herself she can do this. Do what? Face and overcome the challenge of moving to and living in a foreign land of course! While she had visited the Philippines before she had not lived here. She lived in Australia. Surely there was a great culture shock once she actually moved here and all the romantic notions she had were brushed aside by the reality of actually living in Manila which is the worst place in Southeast Asia.

Well she did it. She came to the Philippines, she left for America to study at the Berklee College of Music, and then she returned to eventually win the Miss Universe crown while representing her adopted nation. Good for her. It's a typical Aussie to Pinay story. By the way do you think she has a soft spot for Fairy Bread and Vegemite sandwiches?

So much for Catriona Gray's words. What do Filipinos have to say about what makes one a Filipino? Let's check out the results of this survey.

https://opinion.inquirer.net/118333/who-is-truly-filipino
The survey interview tested eight attributes of national identity by means of a battery of questions, thus: “Some people say that the following things are important for being truly Filipino. Others say they are not important. How important do you think each of the following is?” Respondents could answer Very Important, Fairly Important, Not Very Important, Not Important At All, or Can’t Choose. 
1. Born in the Philippines, 83 percent. 
2. Speaks Filipino, 81 percent. 
3. Feels Filipino, 79 percent. 
4. Is a Filipino citizen, 78 percent. 
5. Has Filipino ancestry, 77 percent. 
6. Lived in the Philippines for most of one’s life, 74 percent. 
7. Belongs to the main (i.e. Catholic) religion, 73 percent. 
8. Respects Philippine political institutions and laws, 65 percent.
Place of birth, speech, personal feeling, citizenship, ancestry, residence, religion and respect for laws: We Filipinos are rather purist in defining what is true nationality.
Out of all those only 2, 3, 4, and 5 apply to Miss Catriona Gray which makes her only 50% Filipino. It's an interesting survey and contradicts the columnist who opined that being Filipino has little to do with culture or race but is only a political construct which column I analysed previously. It also contradicts the opinion of Miss Gray who claims being Flipino is her very own choice. Filipinos are, unsurprisingly, nationalistic and purist when it comes to who can claim to be Filipino.

Though the term has been abused, that is the essence of Pinoy Pride is it not?