Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Martial Law: The 12 Months of Martial Law

It's December 25th. That means Christmas. It also means review time. This martial law update will be the last for 2018 so I thought I would write a Christmas song themed review of the events which have taken place this past year during martial law in Mindanao. I have chosen 12 events, one from each month. This will be to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas.  Enjoy!

In the first month of martial law in 2018, Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.
In the second month of martial law in 2018, the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.


In the third month of martial law in 2018, 23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,


the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.


In the fourth month of martial law in 2018, Duterte called for peace,

23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines, 
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the fifth month of martial law in 2018, martial law forever, 
Duterte called for peace, 
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines, 
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the sixth month of martial law in 2018, all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the seventh month of marital law in 2018, MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the eight month of marital law in 2018, ISIS is not a threat,

MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the ninth month of martial law in 2018, ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the tenth month of martial law in 2018, foreign fighters flock to Mindanao,

ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace, 
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines, 
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions, 
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the eleventh month of martial law in 2018, Marawi rebuilding started,


foreign fighters flock to Mindanao,
ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

In the twelfth month of martial law in 2018, another year-long extension,
Marawi rebuilding started, 
foreign fighters flock to Mindanao,
ISIS is the biggest security threat,
ISIS is not a threat,
MILF is taking over,
all out of bullets,
martial law forever,
Duterte called for peace,
23 groups joined to form ISIS Philippines,
the Supreme Court ruled for infinite extensions,
and Justice Bersamin confused movies with reality.

And that is a brief recap of some of the events of martial law in 2018.

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