Holy Week Special!
Get your Holy Week Specials!
Great deals for you this Holy Week!
Need wine and bread for your communion feast but your pocket is feeling a bit holey?
No problem! 7-11 has you covered!
Why spend hundreds of pesos on wine and bread when you can save money by buying water and chips?
Be a heretic and substitute water for wine like the Mormons of today or the Encratites of old.
Who needs a tasteless round wafer when you can enjoy the great taste of Pittaos? Flat and unleavened just like the host but with the extra taste of sour cream and onion. Can you say, "Hoc est enim Corpus meum delectamenti?"
You'll say it with a smile this Holy Week. The Body of Christ never tasted so good!
So come on by and get your Holy Week Special!
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