Monday, November 18, 2019

Hi, My Name Is...13

Pedophiles, thieves, murder victims, and swindlers...say hello to them all!

Hi, my name is Alfonso Palalon Yorong. After a long da of not doing much I was sitting outside enjoying some TV when two men walked up and shot me dead.  One of them even walked behind me and started firing and hit my head and my body. Why they did this I don't know. Maybe my TV was too loud?

https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/265952/man-shot-dead-while-watching-television-in-zamboanguita

Hi, my name is Paul Montemayor and this is Shaneeka McAlister.  I'm a DJ at a bar and Shaneeka used to be an English teacher in South Korea. We were out on the streets of Angeles selling kush oil. That is high grade stuff you can vape in your vape device. Get you real high. Well we sold to an undercover cop and that was that. Now we are gonna be in the clink for a long time.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1181179/cops-nab-2-americans-for-selling-kush-oil-in-angeles-city

Hi, my name is Wei Tang Yao.  I am from Taiwan but I live a condo in Manila. A sixteen year old girl who I met only once has accused me of rape.  It's not true.
"She said, 'You just pay 1500. Hindi mo kaya?' I said, 'Okay, 1500'. I didn't touch her. You can check; it's okay. No problem," said Yao.
https://www.msn.com/en-ph/news/national/taiwanese-national-arrested-over-rape-illegal-drugs-allegations/ar-AAJnNVW 
But it is true I use shabu. The police found my stash and now I am busted.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1182361/taiwanese-arrested-for-rape-of-16-year-old

Hi, my name is Luoele Andrade. I was summoned to the barangay office because someone complained about me causing trouble in my house. I was pretty angry but I soon settled down and asked one of the tanods to accompany me back to my house because I was barred from entering.  One  the way back I walked a little ahead of them and...well you read what happened.
The village watchmen obliged and accompanied Andrade in going back to his residence. 
Andrade walked ahead of them. 
The watchmen were walking toward Andrade’s home when they saw a lifeless body along the road. They were  surprised upon checking that the dead man was Andrade.
How could the tanods be surprised I was dead? Did they not hear a gunshot? Did they not come running? Maybe I shouldn't have walked so fast. 

https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/267336/tanods-find-reported-troublemaker-dead-in-barangay-gun-ob

Hi, my name is Lorenzo Marchesi. I am 57 year old Italian man who has been visiting the Philippines quite a lot over the past few years. I like to go to Mindanao because no one else likes to go to Mindanao. It means more young girls for me. Real young girls. Well finally somebody issued a complaint and I was stopped at the airport as I was on my way out. Now I will be extending my stay for a long time.

Hi, my name is Mom and this is my sister known by the children as Tita. Together we sold my children to foreigners who wanted to pleasure themselves by watching them on an online cam show. I have seven children between 2 and 14 years old.  One of them is even mentally disabled. The cops found out about us and set up a sting. Traced our location through the internets and that's how they found us.

https://philippineslifestyle.com/child-pornography-mother-aunt-sell-children-to-foreign-pedophiles/

Hi, my name is John Paul Cruz. I was a manager at pawn shop in Cagayan de Oro. During my time  I stole a lot of money and was eventually let go for "misappropriation of funds."  Recently I broke in to my old place of work and stole approximately P8.3 million in cash and jewellery from  the safe. Can you believe it was my wife who turned me in? I did not plan for that!

Hi, my name is Chimaobi Michael Orijanya. I am a Nigerian who has been living in the Philippines since 2015 initially on a student visa but I decided to stay on even when it expired. During my time here I met some widows through Facebook. I posed as a London based Filipino contractor trying to make way back to the Philippines. We had a whirlwind online romance full of emojis. After a while I told these ladies I was stuck at a Malaysian airport because I was carrying $28 million and I needed them to send me some money so I could process my papers at the airport. They sent the dough. Then they sent more. I was able to scam them out of at least P8 million. I had to hire some local women to be my money mules to deposit the money. One of the ladies' families got suspicious and tracked down the name I gave them to make the deposit under. Well that was the beginning of the end for me. My money mule set me up with the cops and entrapped me.  Now I will be facing charges here before I am deported.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1190655/nigerian-nabbed-over-alleged-p8-m-online-scam



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