Saturday, August 12, 2017

Fortifying the House

In the Philippines it is not enough to have a large fence or 10 dogs to prevent break-ins.  No you have to go full supermax prison complex. 




It's absolutely ridiculous. Did these people not feel safe before?  They have more than a few dogs that are constantly barking whenever they smell someone walking past. Why the need to top their fence with barbed wire? Is there that much of a threat in the neighbourhood that this needs to be done?  Not even New Bilibid Prison has this much barbed wire!

New Bilibid Prison
Nor does Batang City Jail.

Batang City Jail
But you know what place does?  Colorado Supermax Prison!

ADX Florence aka Colorado Supermax Prison
That's right! In order to feel secure in your home in the Philippines you must model your home after the home of notorious terrorists such as Zacarias MoussaouiRichard ReidDzhokhar TsarnaevTheodore KaczynskiEric Rudolph, and Ramzi Yousef.

I guess this lady across the street is screwed.

1 comment:

  1. There is a fine line between safety conscious and paranoia... but if you're in PI, I won't call you paranoid :)

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