Wednesday, April 25, 2018

House and Lot For Sale

Looking for a new house?

Look no further!







It may look like an abandoned house the owner declined to maintain which has resulted in busted windows and weeds as taller than a man which are surely hiding snakes and rodents and spiders and lizards and cat turds from curious cats who slipped through the bars to chase the mice and stopped to take a look at the place but looks can be deceiving. Rest assure this house is in a very nice and secure neighbourhood.  There is a guard 24 hours a day and all the other houses are well kept.

You will of course have to do some trimming. Pull some weeds, put in some glass windows. But it's not much work and when you finally move in, you won't regret it. In fact you will thank the owner of this lot for not keeping it up because it will give you some work to do.

What are you waiting for? Call now!

1 comment:

  1. David, Cats chasing mice? In all my time here I have never seen a cat chase a mouse or rat. LOL

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