Wednesday, April 11, 2018

"I Shoot Your Dog"

Nice title right?  I shoot your dog. Yes that is what he told me with a smile. "I shoot your dog." How did I end up in that situation?  

I woke up around 1 pm after a short but powerful nap. The kind where you wake up still tired. The stench of smoke filled the room. All the windows were shut but the wind was blowing so hard it pushed the smoke all around the air, forcing some of it through the cracks. What a stink!

It was time to take the dogs out for their walk so I figured I would try to find the source of this overwhelming smell as we walked. Outside the air was gray and hazy. It was obviously a large fire but looking in the direction of the usual suspect's houses I saw nothing. So I leashed up three of the dogs and went out searching.


These are the dogs. When they go out they like to run and jump and sniff wherever their nose leads them. They are not hard to reign in but they can be rambunctious. We walked one street up and there was the fire. Quite large. I got close enough to take a few pictures when the big black dog wandered over to the guy overseeing the fire to take a sniff. I immediately yanked the chain and pulled her toward me. That's when he said it. The first time.

"Hey what you doing? I shoot your dog."  

You could hear the calm smile in his voice. He wasn't angry. He was being factual. 

"You going to report me?", he kept asking. "Why you taking picture?"




"It's so beautiful", I said sarcastically motioning toward the flames.

After that the dogs and I left the street and continued on our walk. But the confrontation really began to bug me. This person just threatened to shoot my dog and asked if I was going to report him as if to say, "Go ahead and report me. I shoot you too!"

The more I thought about it the more I realised I should do something about this guy. It would be no use reporting him. The cops simply do not care. I settled on taking a video and uploading it to the internet. Not that it would do anything but two still photos was really nothing.

I returned the dogs to the house and walked back to the fire to shoot a few seconds of video. My reappearance was most unwelcome but I stayed my ground and took a short video of the fire which was in the process of being doused.


If you listen very closely towards the end this guy, whose name I am told is Joemarie, says, "But don't bring your dog." If I had kept the camera rolling he would have finished that thought with, "Or I shoot your dog!" I really regret having turned off the camera so soon before he could say those fatal words.

But at least I got his picture.

3 comments:

  1. Typical Filipino. The IQ equivalent of a brick in a brain the size of a peanut. Living inside a bubble of self interest. The only reason that this asshole survives day to day is a combination of remittance money and rat like cunning. Protected by an incredibly corrupt system in a country where common decency is seen as weakness. For what it's worth...stay well clear of this monkey.

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  2. Never ceases to amaze how Filipinos think they are better than everyone else and special. Son (9y/o) and friends rode their bikes down to the subdivision clubhouse to watch zumba and a pinoy chased them off for watching saying they did not pay. Well they came and got me and told me what happened so off we go to find out what happened and they point Dong's house out. I call out and no answer (noisy inside the house) so I tap on the gate. Woman comes out, then a teenage male and come to the gate. A few seconds later out walks a Dong in a red hat going to another door, sees me and starts running toward me yelling and I have not said a word yet.

    So he's yelling, screaming saying he has nothing to do with zumba even after all the kids said he was the one that kicked them off the clubhouse grounds. All I kept saying was I was trying to find out what happened only to get yelling and screaming back. No, civil talking was not in this guys nature. After about 5 minutes he draws back to hit me when wife grabbed his arm and prevented him from doing so. The entire time his wife was listening to what I was saying and never uttered a word. Rumor is this guy is the subdivision asshole and lot of people have a problem with him.

    So I go home but the next day he is at my house making threats to my wife. But it gets better, he then goes running to brgy and files a blotter on me saying I threatened him. How you ask? He says I pointed my finger at him which is a threat and the way I tapped on his gate. Well unknown to me other Filipinos saw what happened between him and I and they gave him some advice "Don't fuck with the American and his wife. So the day of the brgy hearing here comes Dong to my house again on the premise of discussing the subdivision basketball court and then opens the topic of the brgy hearing.

    Well Dong told wife he is going to drop the blotter after he made a large donation for the basketball court. Here's why:
    1.) He did not know my wife was elected subdivision president a few days prior to his screaming fit.
    2.) My witnesses told him my wife was connected to a judge and an NBI officer.
    3.) If my wife blotters him then he cannot go back to sea with an international shipping company until the matter is resolved. (We all know how good Filipinos are at dragging things like that out).
    4.) Wife's uncle works at POEA for seamen and told her if Dong keeps giving us a problem blotter him and send him a copy of the blotter and he will blacklist him from working.

    Now Dong acting all innocent and invited us to his house for BBQ.

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  3. Michael lol you are giving them their own medicine. You learned the Filipino way to deal with them and it may work very well.

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