Thursday, January 18, 2018

Home Improvement

Need a new fence? Need to build a new wing or an additional building? You are going to need building materials.  Lots of building materials like bricks and sand and rocks and cement mix. But where to store all that stuff? Why not store all your bricks and rocks and sand in the street! 



Sure who cares about impeding the flow of traffic. It's not like anyone has said anything about the dog you have chained up across from your house which runs into the road. Nor have they said anything about the tree he is tied to. You know the tree with the low hanging branches extending halfway across the street which make it not so easy for trucks to pass by?  


So don't worry about anyone raising their voice but if they do just tell them to stop telling you what to do because this is a free country.

Anyway it's just so much more a convenient storage spot. Storing your materials on the curb or halfway in the lane makes it much easier to mix cement in the middle of the road.





Once you got your cement mixed you can start putting those concrete blocks together. A few months later you got yourself a brand new Home Improvement!  AEUGHHH?

1 comment:

  1. Don't forget using half the lane/road so you can spread your rice out to dry or hold a wake.

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