Hi, my name is, Teodoro Mejares. I am 53 years old but sad to say I had to bail myself out of jail over an illegal possession of a gun charge. I paid my fine and was on my way home with my wife and grandchild when a motorcycle rode up and stopped in front of me. I knew what was about to happen and I pleaded with the assassins to spare my life but they shot me dead anyway.
Hi, my name is REDACTED. I am a German living in Lapu-Lapu City and I have a dirty secret. I make child pornography. It's a family business as I use my two-year old son in some of the videos and images I make. The Australians found my stash back in 2017 and since then they have been keeping an eye on me. Today it all came to a head when with the coordination of the PNP and German authorities I was busted thus spelling the end of my career as a pornographer.
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| https://www.rappler.com/nation/235196-german-trafficker-arrested-lapu-lapu-city-cebu-july-2019 |
Hi, my name is Jerry Brown but you can also call me Jerry Rockstone. I am an ex-U.S. Marine and all I need is a little bit of money. Not much. Just enough for me to retrieve my luggage from storage. It's very nice luggage. $150,000 nice. What's that you say? My accent? It's American because I'm an American. You don't believe me? No it's definitely not a Liberian accent because I'm an American and I really am an ex-Marine. And my name is certainly not Justin Wisdom Barlee. I'm Jerry. Call me Jerry. Now about that $150,000...can you help a brotha out? Hey where are you going! I am not trying to scam you. Promise!
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| https://philippineslifestyle.com/us-marine-fraud-pasay-city/ |
Hi, my name is Eduardo Dizon and I am a radio journalist. Ever since I started speaking out against the KAPA investment scheme I have been receiving death threats. I even reported these threats to the police. What can they do anyway? Well I was driving home when several men on motorcycles pulled up and fired at my car killing me pretty much instantly. Lucky me I have become the 13th journalist killed since Duterte took office.
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| https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2019/07/12/1934113/kidapawan-radio-commentator-shot-dead |
Hi, my name is Manuel Tan. I run a hardware store in Tacoloban City. As a Chinese businessman I am always working which is why I arrived early at my store on Sunday morning. As the guard was opening the gate three men approached my vehicle and fired at me. Then they boarded their motorcycle and got away. Just goes to show that having a security guard isn't a guarantee you won't be assassinated.
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| https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1814196 |
Hi, my name is Jesus de Guzman. I was driving to church when all of a sudden a fat guy in a green jacket on a motorcycle comes speeding up and fires at me. As I was breathing my last a priest approached the car to administer the last rites but he was shooed away by the cops. Now my soul won't be able to rest in the next life.
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| https://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/metro/700941/one-dead-in-shooting-incident-on-osmena-highway-in-makati/story/ |
Hi, my name is.... I am a business man from Zamboanga. Only July 8th I was kidnapped by 5 armed men and was held captive in Basilan for 48 hours. Eventually I was released when I promised to pay my abductors P15,000. But actually.....I lied. I made it all up. I just wanted to get the attention of my children. They don't pay me much attention anymore. Hopefully they will visit more regularly...if the cops don't throw me in jail for wasting their time and resources.
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1142065/zambo-businessman-fakes-own-abduction-to-get-familys-attention |
Hi, my name is Rempel Joe M. Senados. I was driving along on my motorcycle when another motorcycle with two men pulled up beside me. One of the riders pull out a gun and shot me dead. For what reason? I don't know. Does it matter? Just put my name down as another victim of motorcycle assassins.
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1142836/man-shot-dead-in-surigao-city |
Hi, my name is Gerald Reparip. I was invited to a birthday party at an abandoned building. Sounds creepy right? Don't worry the people throwing the party are also the caretakers of the building. We had a grand time and there was a lot of drinking. I got very drunk and before I knew it I was raping a one year old little boy. Caught up in passion I choked the life out of him as well. I don't know what to say except I got drunk. It wasn't me it was the Red Horse. I have a seven year old boy myself but now he will have to do without me.
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1142755/man-admits-raping-killing-1-year-old-boy-in-makati |
Hi, my name is Romeo Entrina Lupida Jr. After I parked my motorcycle a car crashed into me and dragged my body for 30 meters and then sped off! There were plenty of witnesses but nobody recorded the license plate number and nobody recorded it on their phone! How about that? Everything gets documents on cellphones these days except my death.
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1143248/man-dies-after-being-hit-dragged-by-car-in-makati |
Hi, my name is Joel Aquino. If anyone knows how ironic life can be it's me. While attending a relative's funeral two men rode up on a motorcycle and shot me dead. Life doesn't get more stupid than that. My death is no doubt due to the fact that my name was on the barangay's drug watchlist.
Hi, my name is Enrique Buenaflor. I have a friend named Franklin Andaya who I was bullying. You know how guys can be. It's just banter. But he took it to heart and was really upset about what I said. It was about 2:30am when I was asleep on the sidewalk that he hacked me to death. The whole thing was caught on CCTV but don't expect that to be uploaded to the internet anytime soon.
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