Christmas is here and for many children that means toys. In the Philippines there are many bootleg toys which copy big name toys. Let's take a look at some of them.
This is a bootleg Jurassic Park toy. It is based off the recent reboot Jurassic World which is why it is branded Dinosaur World. I do not recall anyone riding on pterodactyls in that film!
Next up we have some bootleg comic book figures. First is the Avengers which as been rebranded Heroes Assemble. That is clearly Ironman. Not Black Sabbath's Ironman of course. That is a bootleg Robert Downey Jr. Below him we have Bat Hero. Obviously Batman. Actually he is looking like a terminator Batman. And for good reason too. How else would he defeat Super Clown?
Is that his laser eyes look? Pew, pew, pew!
These next toys are something else entirely. Who knew guided missiles would be a fun kids toy?
To be honest these toys do remind me of my childhood. The one toy with the single missile looks like the missile launcher in Spies Like Us! A funny comedy to be sure and not for children but the missile was a nuke!
It's Elsa from Frozen. Now she is a transformer watch! A Hero Watch.
What can even be said about this? It is spectacular. It brings a tear to my eye and joy to my heart. Disney could never be so creative as to have a robot princess with ice powers who keeps time precisely.
