Pure foods. What a joke.
More like pure garbage.
Look at that frying pan! That is a thick coat of red dye which has seeped out from these hot dogs. Absolutely disgusting. Looks like the fake blood used in a horror film! Looks toxic! Why is there so much red dye in these hot dogs? Red hot dogs are sold elsewhere around the world but never I have seen this much red in a wiener!
Look at that frying pan! That is a thick coat of red dye which has seeped out from these hot dogs. Absolutely disgusting. Looks like the fake blood used in a horror film! Looks toxic! Why is there so much red dye in these hot dogs? Red hot dogs are sold elsewhere around the world but never I have seen this much red in a wiener!
And why are there marshmallows attached to these hot dogs you ask? Because this is food for a birthday party and marshmallow hot dogs are a birthday party staple in the Philippines.
You know what else is a birthday party staple in the Philippines? Not having your name sung during the Happy Birthday song! That's right. During the part where your name is sung they instead sing: "Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday." In the Philippines there is no such thing as a personalised birthday song.
But that's ok because in the Philippines there is no such thing as personal space or a personal life. Everything you have belongs to others and you are just a faceless cog in a family expected to pull your weight and provide for everyone else.
But that's ok because in the Philippines there is no such thing as personal space or a personal life. Everything you have belongs to others and you are just a faceless cog in a family expected to pull your weight and provide for everyone else.
Hot dogs for birthdays, hot dog on pizza, hot dogs in spaghetti, hot dogs in lomi.
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