Monday, December 31, 2018

Things That Don't Make Any Sense

Let's end 2018 by taking a look at some things that don't make a bit of sense.


SM always has the strangest deals. Buy four cans of San Mig Light and get a roll of paper towels free. Or is it buy a roll of paper towels and get four cans of San Mig Light free? How do these two items go together? Maybe you will spill your beer and need a paper towel to clean up. Maybe you can use the a paper towel as a beer coozie. Maybe they are just trying to get rid of stocks as fast as possible.


After a hard day at work in the sugar cane fields it's time to wash your clothes. But where to hang them? Why not in the bed? But are these the driver's clothes or the harvester's clothes? Where did they wash them? Since many drivers sleep in their trucks either in the cab or in a hammock under the bed perhaps it's not so strange to hang up the wash in the empty bed.


Nothing strange about an ATM right? Sure but look at the computer on the ground.


That is the brain of this ATM. Anyone can come along and unplug the machine if they so choose. But people aren't that malicious you say. So what? The point is the machine should be secure. How hard is it to have this ATM against the wall and the computer running it protected and out of sight?


Touching butts while taking a pee. Who designed this??


I looked down and there it was. The tooth. Where did it come from? How did it get there? The world will never know.


Well thank goodness the construction team is kind enough to warn us not to park here. We would not want debris falling on and destroying our vehicle. What are they building anyway?  



NOTHING!!!  There is literally no construction happening but this sign is warning of falling debris. Falling from where? The sky?? Ridiculous.

Sunday, December 30, 2018

Erotic Confessions with President Duterte

Erotic Confessions presents: Real Confessions with President Duterte.

Kami, lahat sa Ateneo. Sinong grumaduate (graduate) ng Ateneo? ‘Di ba Friday, Friday mass ‘yan tapos communion. Kay magkumpisal ka. Tanungin kayo, “What are your sins, my son?” Eh first year ka. Eh alam mo na kung anong kasalanan ng first year. 

“I, I...” 

“Come on.”   

“I, I...” 

“I, I is not a sin. We do not have the whole day. Speak up.” “I went to the...” 

“What?” 

“I went to the room of the maid.” 

“Why?” 

“I lifted the blanket.” 

“And?” 

“I tried to touch what was inside the panty.” 

“And?” 

“I was touching. She woke up. So I left the room.” 

“Where did you go after?” 

“To the bathroom.” 

“Why?” 

“Kuwan, Father ‘yung the usual.” 
“What is the usual?” 

“Alam mo...” 

“Okay. So you went back? And?” 

“I tried to insert my finger, Father.” 
“Then?” 

“I --- there was hair and...” 

“And?” 

“It was wet.” 

“And? Did she wake up?” 

“No, Father. She was closing her eyes. Fast asleep.” 
“Oh,” sabi ng pari. “And?” 

“And?” 

“It was wet.” 

“And? Did she wake up?” 

“No, Father. She was closing her eyes. Fast asleep.” 
“Oh,” sabi ng pari. “And?” 

“I went to the bathroom again, Father.” 

“Again?” 

“Yes, Father. Twice.” 

“Oh my, God. Say five Our Father’s, five Hail Mary’s because you will go to hell.” 
https://pcoo.gov.ph/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/20181229-Speech-of-President-Rodrigo-Roa-Duterte-during-the-Distribution-of-Certificates-of-Land-Ownerswhip-Award-CLOA-to-the-Agrarian-Reform-Beneficiaries.pdf
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Saturday, December 29, 2018

Retards in the Government Special Edition: End of the Year List of Assassinated Politicians

How many politicians have been assassinated this year? Too many. Across the nation motorcycle riding men regularly and with impunity hunt and gun down local politicians. Who is behind these killings? No one knows and most of these cases go unsolved because either there are no witnesses or witnesses are too scared of retaliation to speak up. These victims should not be forgotten. Their blood cries out from the earth and condemns the evil political system ensnaring the Philippines.

And yet the PNP dares to proclaim Everything is Awesome.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1066109/peace-and-order-situation-nationwide-better-albayalde
Even with the recent killing of an incumbent lawmaker and a former town mayor on the very same day, the peace and order situation nationwide is far better now, according to Director General Oscar Albayalde, chief of the Philippine National Police (PNP). 
He pointed out that from Oct. 1 to Dec. 23, 2018, there were only 23 to 26 killings related to the runup to the May 2019 elections.
Why did Albayalde choose statistics for only three months of the year instead of the whole year? More than 23 to 26 (he cant even get a specific number!) political murders happened this year. What about the 2018 elections back in May? What about those politicians targeted out of revenge and not because of the elections? To pick only three months out of the year to represent the "peace and order situation" in the Philippines is incredibly dishonest and despicable. The residents of Panganisan disagree heartily with the PNP Chief's assessment.
https://www.rappler.com/nation/219586-christmas-eve-scared-pangasinan-residents-open-letter-duterte
In an open letter published in the Philippine Daily Inquirer on Monday, December 24, they appealed for help from the government to end the violence in the province that they claim has been rampant in the months leading to the May 2019 elections. 
(We are appealing for help in our quest for justice. Our dear President, we are scared, threatened, and saddened over the continuous violence happening in Pangasinan.) 
Included also were a number of barangay officials such as the late barangay captain Froilan Agbayani who was killed in Barangay Sto Domingo in Sual on June 8, and barangay kagawad Domingo Dominguez of San Fabian who was gunned down on November 27, among others.
According to the families, they still feel scared as the cases are yet to be resolved. They urge the President to address the incidents through the local police. 
(Help us with the justice that we seek by ordering the local police to focus on resolving these violent cases. If they do not focus on these cases, fear will continue to reign. How many more families will lose a loved one?)
I missed the story about Agbayani and I cannot find any news about the death of Domingo Dominguez but I have included both of those men on this list. As for the "others", that speaks for itself. How many "others" are there across the country?

Throughout the year I have been keeping track of all the political assassinations happening in the Philippines. Since I have only been keeping score since March my list is incomplete. There were several more murders in January and February as well and certainly a few that went unreported. Be that as it may let this list be a reminder of what Philippine politics is really like: violently nihilistic.


1. Alexander Alicaway

2. Dela Rita
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/979582/negros-oriental-exec-killed-in-ambush

3. Joaquin Sardon Segumban
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/979970/news-carmen-north-cotabato-ambush

4. Danilo Daanton
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/984250/barangay-chief-shot-dead-in-compostela-valley
5. Usan Assani
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/984429/4-killed-in-poll-related-violence-in-basilan

6. Rodolfo Venturina
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/985804/ex-village-chief-killed-wife-hurt-by-motorcycle-riding-men-in-bulacan
7. Elvis Asis
https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/04/29/1810518/barangay-polls-heat-bet-killed-capiz

8. Armando Dela Cruz
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/987934/news-pangasinan-urdaneta-manaoag-shooting

9. Aristeo Ilao
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/989059/quezon-town-councilor-gunned-down-inside-home









26. Art Stephen Bas
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1753740/Cebu/Local-News/Village-councilor-gunned-down-in-Cebu

27. Alfredo Alvarez
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1753740/Cebu/Local-News/Village-councilor-gunned-down-in-Cebu

28. Rosalie Pascual
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1017402/village-councilor-gunned-down-in-occidental-mindoro

29. Jovie Decena
https://www.rappler.com/nation/209166-barangay-chairman-jovie-decena-shot-dead-august-8-2018

30. Joemy Gelacio
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1023244/village-chief-shot-dead-in-isabela-negros-occidental

31.  Eric Tupas
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1025136/village-chief-3-others-killed-in-masbate-shooting-incidents

32. Mario Gonzales
http://www.visayandailystar.com/2018/August/31/topstory2.htm
33. Alberto Canuman
https://news.abs-cbn.com/news/09/02/18/dating-punong-barangay-sa-bukidnon-patay-sa-pamamaril


34. Mariano Blanco
http://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/192558/mayor-shot-dead-inside-town-hall

35. Wendell Alilin
http://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/193051/former-barangay-councilor-brother-shot-dead-mandaue-city

36. Buanito Buan
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1033790/former-barangay-chairman-shot-dead-in-pandacan-manila

37. Mohammad Tasil
http://www.pna.gov.ph/articles/1048739
38. Orle Epsina
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1037444/ex-village-chief-in-davao-del-sur-town-slain

39. Alexander Buquing
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1038032/la-union-town-mayor-along-with-driver-and-cop-killed-in-ambush
40. Jesus "Boyet" Angeles
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1039774/pampanga-vice-mayoral-bet-dies-in-hospital-after-saturday-morning-attack

41. Julie Chua
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1039789/village-chair-slain-in-gold-rich-town-in-agusan-del-sur

42. Ananias Rebato
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1042636/samar-ambush-ex-mayor-of-san-jose-buan-town-dies
43. Juanito Sana
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1040598/ex-village-chief-gunned-down-in-ecija

44. Mark Ferdinand "Dindin" Bas
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1768109/Cebu/Local-News/Former-Barangay-Lagtang-village-chief-gunned-down-in-Sibonga-Cebu


45. Naldie Neri Secretario
https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/10/10/cavite-village-head-killed-4-injured-in-shooting-attack/

46. Jose Bugbog
https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/10/12/former-councilor-of-cordon-isabela-gunned-down/

47. Emmelio Guab
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1042404/village-councilor-shot-dead-in-sorsogon

48. Antonio De Ocampo
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1042458/town-councilor-1-other-die-in-separate-masbate-shootings


49. Jose Alan Joson
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1045382/bet-for-councilor-shot-twice-in-head-in-nueva-ecija
50. Badwe Ameril
http://www.pna.gov.ph/articles/1051876
51. Rhod Ubpon
http://www.pna.gov.ph/articles/1052084


52. Kedteg Ayob
http://www.pna.gov.ph/articles/1052295

53. Al-fred Concepcion
https://www.rappler.com/nation/216654-la-union-al-fred-concepcion-security-escort-killed-in-ambush-november-14-2018
54. Levin Uy
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1054256/former-town-councilor-killed-in-pangasinan

55. Nelson Ligaya
https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1776921/Bacolod/Local-News/Village-chief-gunned-down-in-Bacolod-City

56. Frederick Valin
https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/12/03/former-village-chairman-slain/

57.   Ahmad Kumayog
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1062740/north-cotabato-village-treasurer-gunned-down
58.  Benjamin Oculto
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1063710/pangasinan-vice-mayoral-candidate-shot-dead

59. Joelito Talaid
https://www.rappler.com/nation/219464-joelito-talaid-killed-ambush-december-2018
60.  Romulo Agbayani 
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/998840/newly-elected-village-chief-killed-in-pangasinan-town

61. Domingo Dominguez


"barangay kagawad Domingo Dominguez of San Fabian who was gunned down on November 27, among others."
https://www.rappler.com/nation/219586-christmas-eve-scared-pangasinan-residents-open-letter-duterte

And now for the final dead politician and the biggest fish in this whole pond:

62.  Rodel Batocabe
http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2018/12/22/rodel-batocabe-death-ako-bicol.html
This man is no LGU.  He is no petty local politician.  He is a Congressman.  A Congressman who was in the run for mayor of his hometown but still a Congressman. While the assassination of several mayors this year prompted outrage and calls for swift justice the uproar around the death of this man has been much louder due to his status.

So far his colleagues have raised P50-million in reward money, the NBI has joined the investigation, and VP Leni Robredo has spoken out about how "this must not be the new normal."

https://news.abs-cbn.com/news/12/22/18/batocabe-murder-must-not-be-the-new-normal-robredo-says
Robredo added: "Beyond my personal grief at his passing, is the growing rage at yet another brazen murder, committed in broad daylight, in the middle of a crowd. 
"This cannot, and must not be the new normal. When Filipinos, young and old, rich and poor, are gunned down in cold blood as a matter of course, and where none of us can feel safe." 
"This impunity must end," Robredo said, offering her sympathies to Batocabe's wife, Gertie, and their family.
Sorry to inform Mrs. Robredo and everyone else but this is not a new normal.  The brazen killing of politicians is not a new thing. It is the continuation of an old thing. It is Philippine politics at its worst but it is still Philippine politics and as such it is business as usual. Every election period the PNP has to send in the troops and declare gun bans to quell the violence which still occurs despite the precautions taken. Even when there is no election the bodies still pile up.

People are outraged that a Congressman was gunned down in a crowd in such a bold manner but let us not forget about all the other politicians, from councilmen to mayors to barangay captains, who were also gunned down in crowds or on the job or at their homes in their bed while asleep with their children.

More police will not fix this problem. The problem lies within. There are many who see revenge and violence as a way to get what they want. It is that kind of thinking which must change. Without a sea change in the thought and worldview of Filipinos this country will remain awash in the blood of politicians.