Monday, January 8, 2018

Single-Serving Culture

Remember that scene from Fight Club where Edward Norton talks about his single-serving life?

"Everywhere I travel -- tiny life.
Single-serving sugar, single-serving
cream, single pat of butter."

Well, the culture in the Philippines embodies this single-serving principle.



Everything at the market and the ubiquitous sari-sari stores all comes in single-serving packets.

Oil, sugar, flour, lentils, shampoo, conditioner, toothpaste, vinegar, soy sauce, spices, coffee, cookies, they all come in one size serves all tiny packets.

Even the cell phone business is single-serving. No one here is on a monthly plan. Instead they buy 20 pesos of talk and text time.  This lasts for a day or two and they load up the phone again.

Is all this single-serving lifestyle convenient?  Sure.  But deadly.  Here is the result of all those single-serving packets:



Garbage ends up everywhere.

Heres how the cycle works.  Someone buys some cookies.  They toss the wrapper onto the street. The wind and rain propel it into the waterways. There it pollutes and clogs the flow of the water which causes mass flooding during the rainy season and typhoons. 

There are no public garbage cans. And there is no national or personal conscience that instills shame for being a litter bug.

Give a hoot, don't pollute? Not in the Philippines.

Everyone here is dropping their trash into the street. Why? Because someone will literally come along and sweep it up.  


So who cares?  You don't want to take someone's job do you?

Sunday, January 7, 2018

Ain't She A Beautiful Sight?


'Cause we got a little conass
Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a little conass,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our conass
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' conass
'Cross the P-H-L.
Conass!

It's the Thought That Counts

An older lady, a friend, came over to the house and brought along her Christmas gift from the organisation for which she works.



It came in a nice enough case. Whatever's inside must have been be fairly expensive to warrant this protective housing.

Wow! It's a watch. And what a watch! A bejeweled Spiderman face with a fat pink wrist band. Who is this for? The pink says girl but Spiderman and the width of the band say boy. It's like My Little Pony and Marvel had a baby no one wanted.


My Spidey sense is tingling and it is telling me this watch is a devious device which only a villain like Hobgoblin would dream of designing. Spiderman is stuck forever on that face surrounded by those tiny blue jewels. No more will he ever see Mary Jane or Aunt May. He is trapped by time. He is frozen IN time because there is no battery to make the clock tick and time move forward. 

That's right!  This watch came with no battery.  How convenient.

Why would someone think this is the perfect gift for a 50 year old woman?  Why would someone think this is the perfect gift for anyone of either sex or any age? Where was this even bought? I can't imagine the rationale behind buying this piece of junk. Who would ever look at this and think, "Ah-ha! This is it! She's really going to love this."? Maybe it was just a cast-off lying around that needed getting rid of and this old lady just happened to be the perfect opportunity. Now it's stuck at my house because she so conveniently left it behind. 

Whatever the case it's not a pretty thought since this lady works for a religious organisation which one would think would be more thoughtful about a Christmas gift. They gave her a worthless gift instead of giving her an end-of-year Christmas bonus! She would have been better off with one of those SM Christmas baskets with cookies and olive oil and canned meat.

Friday, January 5, 2018

Con-Ass

The current administration wants a new Constitution. One of the ways to do that is to convene a  special session where the House and Senate gather together to craft a Constitution. This is called a Constituent Assembly. It is also known by another name.

Con-Ass.



Buckle up!

Retards in the Government 30

The year ends with Duterte telling the whole nation it has a problem and begins with his SERIOUS stance against corruption.  



http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/594076/duterte-if-you-can-t-understand-me-it-s-your-problem/story/
The people look to this man for strong leadership and he is trolling them all.


https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/956328/playing-santa-caloocan-cops-hope-to-clean-drug-war-stain
Empiso said the program was intended to show drug users and their families that “we are not their enemies. We are trying to reach out to them and are here to help in any way we can.” 
Modequillo added: “We are keen on giving them a second chance. We want them to know that they need not fear [us].”
He's got that backwards.  It's the cops who are looking for that second chance. How will handing out toys to children do that?

Story of the week.

Monday:

Why not just announce who it is after telling him privately first? Why the build up and making everyone anxious? It's like this is all a game. I bet it's PCSO official Balutan.


Tuesday:

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/956851/breaking-news-rodrigo-duterte-harry-roque-corruption-junkets
SERIOUSLY!

Wednesday:
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957139/duterte-stops-roque-from-naming-govt-official-facing-ax
He played us all along! Roque says the official to be axed is not from the PCSO but he also said he was going to reveal the name of the official on Wednesday. Not a very trustworthy guy.

Thursday:
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957411/breaking-president-rodrigo-duterte-spokesperson-harry-roque-government-officials-fired-dismissed-sacked
Who can handle the anticipation??

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957462/breaking-news-marina-president-rodrigo-duterte-marcial-amaro-iii-fired
Oh boy, now that that's over who cares?

http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2017/12/30/1773011/palace-shrugs-report-facebook-helped-install-duterte

It was only a few months ago that the Duterte administration denied there was an army of keyboard warriors who helped propel him into office. Now having been completely exposed by a report on MSNBC which said that Facebook sent teams to help politicians around the world, including Duterte, utilise Facebook they are singing a different tune.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/956794/dost-offers-pnr-use-of-hybrid-train-made-by-ph-scientists
A few things:

1. Hybrid trains are in use around the world.  Why not use existing technology rather than reinvent the wheel?

2. This train needs tweaking and is not even ready nor are the railroads in any shape for this train to be put through the adequate testing needed in order to tweak it!

3. If the MRT cannot be properly maintained how would an even more advanced hybrid train be properly maintained?


It could have been a lot worse. It could have been lewd pics. Would Ejercito be defending Gatchalian if he had accidently sent lewd pics to all his followers just like Anthony Weiner did in 2011?

Filipinos do nto care about the law.  Correlation does not equal causation.
In Caloocan City, police used bullhorns from cruisers to warn people against playing with firecrackers. 
But as soon as the cruisers were gone, people returned to the streets and set off bangers. 
At 11:45 p.m., revelers let go, setting off “five stars,” “triangulo,” whistle bombs, “Judas’ belts” and “sawa” and launching all kinds of flying fireworks that illuminated the sky but also veiled the environment in thick smoke.
What's needed is proper enforcement and not more laws. 

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/956674/10-mandaluyong-cops-3-village-watchmen-face-homicide-cases-mandaluyong-shooting-ncrpo-pnp-tanod-albayalde
A lady was shot and the car in which she was being rushed to the hospital was mistaken as the getaway car of the shooters which caused all these people to fire on the car and kill the woman and one other. Great police work.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957102/house-speaker-pantaleon-alvarez-federal-government-politics-no-election-no-el
At first glance I thought this had to do with Christmas (Noel) but it turns out it's all about the government's movement towards federalism coupled with really horrid Filipino shorthand. No-el? Really? For this no-el scenario to happen the Con-Ass (constituent assembly) will have to write a new constitution which embraces federalism.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957336/doh-urged-to-go-easy-on-massage-therapists-on-licensing
The Department of Health (DOH) should ease its requirements on massage therapy and suspend its “no license, no massage” administrative order to give Filipinos another viable alternative livelihood, Senate President Aquilino Pimentel III said on Wednesday. 
To become a licensed massage therapist, one should be at least a high school graduate and must undergo six months of training before taking a licensure exam administered twice a year. 
The DOH had previously instructed all spas and massage clinics in the country to hire only certified massage therapists, warning that untrained hands could cause catastrophic results. 
Then Health Secretary Enrique Ona warned that a wrong massage in the neck or carotid area could lead to a stroke. 
Pimentel said that while he understood why the DOH set such criteria, “imposing unreasonably restrictive requirements on licensed massage therapists could negatively impact an industry that employs thousands of our citizens, including Filipinos with disabilities.” 
“It’s a painful reality that many of our people cannot afford to go to school and obtain [a] high school [diploma]. But that shouldn’t prevent them from getting employed,” he added.
This guy is a grade-A retard who fits in just fine in this seriesWhy should a client seeking a massage risk his or her life just because some poor unfortunate soul needs a job? The solution is not to ease requirements but to make sure people graduate high school and are able to obtain the proper licensing for the career they chooseImagine calling for the easing of licensing requirements for any other profession like lawyer, doctor, or nurse.  As it is there are too many unqualified and unlicensed people putting everyone's lives at risk in this country every day. Particularly drivers. Should the LTFRB do away with requirements because it holds the poor back?
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957338/whos-better-house-or-senate

You're both just awful.

Thursday, January 4, 2018

Vaginal Steaming

Is your vagina feeling a little down? Dry? Itchy? Got a yeast infection? Menstrual cramps? Have cysts inside your uterus which need to be surgically removed? Try a vaginal steam!


What the heck is a vaginal steam you ask?


You sit in a chair like this:

All the while a bubbling herbal concoction releases it's healing vapours up through the hole and straight into the vagina and uterus leaving you feeling as relaxed and comfy as any traditional Mayan tribeswoman could possibly feel.

What? You don't have a vagina?  Don't worry.  Healing Galing also offers a sitz bath.

A sitz who?


In layman's terms, it's a bath to wash your taint!

On the way out don't forget to buy some of the products they offer like soap and black rice tea and herbal pills.  Or maybe not.

http://www.manilatimes.net/fda-warns-vs-use-8-healing-galing-products/355598/
In its Advisory No. 2017-275, the agency named the food products that are promoted at http://healinggaling.ph/ but are not registered with the FDA: Healing Galing Rhizome Pills; Healing Galing Herbal Serpentina Tablets; Healing Galing Omega 3 Fish Oil; Healing Galing Organic Vitamins B1, B6; Healing Galing Organic Vitamin B12; Healing Galing Healing Food; Healing Galing Black Rice Coffee; and Healing Galing Pure Honey.
PURE HONEY??  Yeah sure right. Anyone who reads this blog knows what a doubtful claim that is. Fake honey is more like it.

Who runs this place?  What is this all about?
Know more about Dr. Edinell 
Inspired by the wonders of natural healing and alternative medicine and moved by her strong belief in the propagation of such, Dr. Edinell Calvario pursued higher studies at The Open International University for Complementary Medicines based in Colombo, Sri Lanka earning her a Master’s Degree in Alternative Medicine (The Fellowship Register of Royal Complementary Practitioners) and Doctor of Philosophy in Alternative Medicine. She finished her collegiate course in 1983 at The Lyceum of the Philippines with a degree of Bachelor of Science in Journalism.
This "Doctor" has a Master's in Alternative Medicine, a PhD in Alternative Medicine, and a BS in Journalism.  But she lists the Bachelor degree last as if she got her Master's and then her PhD before she got her Bachelor's. It is possible she finished her collegiate courses by earning a BS in journalism but what Bachelor degree did she earn before she earned her Master's and PhD in Alternative Medicine? A PhD in Alternative Medicine!  Not an MD? That means she's a doctor like my English professor and not like my surgeon! Dr. Edinell Calvario is not a medical doctor though she is clearly portraying herself as one since her whole line of work is about medicine and not the philosophy of medicine. But you wouldn't know that unless you looked at the fine print of her credentials.  

Her medical alma mater is The Open International University for Complementary Medicines which from the looks of it is likely a diploma mill.

http://asianmirror.lk/news/item/2703-indian-media-says-sri-lanka-sells-phd-for-rs-300-000

Aside from selling vaginal steams and taint baths, Dr Edinell also hosts a TV show.  Here is a review from 2015.
TV5’S new morning show, “Healing Galing sa TV,” is notable for its innovative fusion of a medical doctor and an alternative healer as the show’s cohost. 
The doctor happens to be Hayden Kho, in his first regular public outing after his controversial personal and career crises some years back. The fact that TV5 has opted to enable him to make his comeback in a weekday TV show could become an “issue” with some viewers. 
To be sure, other doctors and medical specialists are invited to shed light on specific illnesses, but Hayden is still the program’s top medical point man, so his competent performance in the show’s early telecasts could turn out to be a major factor in its longevity. 
For her part, alternative healer Edinell Calvario has been seen on-cam in other TV shows promoting alternative healing, but this new program is her biggest showcase and platform by far.
THEY WON'T EVEN REFER TO HER AS A DOCTOR!!! The "real doctor" is also just as dubious.

Hayden Kho is, or was, a cosmetic doctor who got caught using a hidden camera to film himself having sex with an actress.  As a result he lost his licence to practice because of this unethical misconduct and subsequently attempted suicide a few times. But TV5 thinks it's just great for a disgraced plastic surgeon and an alternative healer to team up and dispense medical advice to the whole nation. It's like an episode of Oprah with Dr. Oz but much more stupid.

Alternative medicine is big business in the Philippines. Outrageous and unfounded claims abound and every gullible person with a few pesos who wants to try something new is willing to make any hardworking entrepreneur very wealthy. Why do Filipinos embrace Western technology to a fault but reject Western medicine? Everyone has a cell phone. Everyone. And they have their nose buried in Facebook all day long. But if they get sick? Better run to the witchdoctor and get some herbs because Western medicine is just going to kill you.

Ridiculous!

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Bawal Umihi Dito 3

Pissing in public.  Part 3.




A little shaky and blurry. Never forget to shake! 
Just finishing up