Saturday, January 13, 2018

Infanticipating

They say Filipinos can speak English very well. So well in fact that the whole world has taken notice.
http://www.bbc.com/news/business-20066890

That is from 2012 and I can attest that the market for Filipino English teachers has grown and continues to grow considerably. 

But though they may be able to speak English well it really drives me nuts to see things like the following:
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/959813/faeldon-gets-furlough-to-be-with-infanticipating-wife
Infanticipiating? Why not just write "expectant?" Why try to get cutesy but combing two words to make a third word that is not a word.  These nonsensical portmanteaus are what I have dubbed "Filipino shorthand" and are to be found most especially in the newspapers. 

Filipinos may be good English speakers (actually they are just the cheapest English teachers) but with these kind of word combos it will be a wonder if they don't start speaking in their own version of Nadsat* before long.


*Nadasat is the slang spoken throughout "A Clockwork Orange." Read the book and forgo the film.

Friday, January 12, 2018

The Philippines is Officially Not A "Shithole"

By now you have probably heard about President Donald Trump lamenting the fact that so many immigrants to the USA come from "shithole" countries. Whether he actually said this or not please be comforted by the fact that the Philippines did not make the cut.  This country is not on the list and is officially not a "shithole."





Retards in the Government 31

It's only the second week of the year but the plate is already full!



2018 is starting off with a bang.  The current administration wants a shift to federalism now. Or maybe not now.  How about draw it out a whole decade?
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957628/lp-admin-proposed-10-year-transition-period
His remains came after both Pimentel and Speaker Pantaleon Alvarez raised on Wednesday the possibility of extending the terms of Mr. Duterte or lawmakers if Congress succeeded in pushing for Charter change (Cha-cha) this year that would pave the way for a shift to federalism.
Pangilinan said what people wanted were jobs, affordable food and additional income, not Cha-cha.
Cha-cha? CHA-CHA???  Why the baby talk?  Why not just write Charter change and leave it at that.  Will there be baby talk in the new Constitution? If you are wondering about the awkward sentence "His remains..." just replace "remains" with the word "comments."
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957632/con-ass-to-become-virtual-rubber-stamp-of-president-says-lawmaker
The Constitution identifies three ways by which it may be changed or revised: by Congress acting as a Con-ass, by constitutional convention (Con-con) of elected delegates, or by a people’s initiative through a petition by 12 percent of the electorate.
A Con-con? For sure any new Philippine Constitution will be a Con. 

 http://globalnation.inquirer.net/163281/dfa-warns-filipinos-us-east-coast-explosive-snowstorm-dfa-us-bomb-cyclone-snowstorm-cayetano-filipinos-abroad
Thank goodness the DFA giving weather alerts to Filipinos living in the USA. Otherwise they might now know about the snowstorm about to descend upon them.

The Philippine Senate, led by Grace Poe, is tackling the big issues which affect the well-being of the people, the security of the nation, and the integrity of the people's Facebook profiles.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957639/sara-threatens-senate-run
“I do not have plans of running [for] a national post in the 2019 elections. But I have plans of running in the first congressional district of Davao City,” she told reporters on the sidelines of the launching of Tapang at Malasakit Alliance for the Philippines in Manila last October.
This lady is kind of dumb. She does not think a seat in the House of Representatives is a national post. She would fit right at home in the Senate.

https://www.rappler.com/nation/192883-pnp-chief-dela-rosa-elated-senate-2019-election-surveys
Bato and Duterte had better not get too excited about the 2019 elections just yet. After all it was just announced that there might not be any elections in 2019 if the shift to federalism is made this year.
I told you we have not heard the last of this scandal. What will the outcome be? If one of them dies in horrible car wreck because an unlicensed driver failed to turn on his lights at night that would be a most unexpected turn of events.
The local lawmaking body here will practically stop to function for more than a month as 13 of its 15 members, including the vice mayor, start serving their suspension for simple misconduct.
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/cagayan-de-oro/local-news/2018/01/07/iligan-city-now-under-state-political-calamity-582747
“It is very unfortunate to hear about the suspension of my colleagues in the august body. This is precisely the very thing I have warned them during the second regular session last year that we have to be careful with our actions because as councilors we are bound by the rule of law,” Belmonte said. 
It can be recalled that on the second regular session of city council in 2016, Belmonte warned her fellow councilors in giving authority to Mayor Regencia, who is legally incapacitated at that time being in jail. 
Fire fighters, who didn’t have gas masks, had difficulty going inside the place where the fire originated because of the thick smoke.
Two days to put to a fire? No gas masks? Sounds like Cebu City should invest in proper firefighter training and equipment.  If one of the largest cities in the Philippines has this problem I would wager every city in the Philippines has unprepared and under-equipped firefighters.
https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/958100/cebu-city-mall-fire-rekindles-24-hours-after-breaking-out
Only in the Philippines!  What would they do if they had to battle a blaze way up in a high rise condo or hotel?
“We can see from the body language and the words of the President, literally, that number one, he had not wanted to be President of the country,” Andanar said on Saturday in his new program over government-owned Radyo ng Bayan.
Martin Andanar is now a body language expert. If Duterte had literally not wanted to be President then he literally would not have run for the office.
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/638811/house-amenable-to-voting-separately-in-conass-solon-says/story/
What a headline!  It means that during the ConAss the House and Senate will be spread apart to make it easier to fit in their votes. 
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/958541/67-erring-police-officers-face-dismissal-harsher-punishment-set
“We have been harsh already. We will be harsher this time around. Harsh to the harshest level. We will not be forgiving. There will be no mercy for erring policemen,” PNP Director General Ronald “Bato” dela Rosa told reporters.
I wonder what his definition of "harsh" is. 

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/958528/jinggoy-estrada-pork-scam-wont-affect-senate-comeback
Shameless politicians + ignorant voters = Philippines government.

“When we say we are relying on China’s good faith, it is because China has committed not to embark on new reclamations,” Roque said in a press briefing.
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/manila/local-news/2018/01/09/china-air-base-kagitingan-reef-security-threat-says-palace-583063
"From the very beginning, China -- we knew -- was militarizing the area by reclaiming these areas and by using them as military bases. So the fact that they are actually using it now as military bases, as far as I am concerned, is not new. It's not news because we've always been against the militarization of the area," Roque said in a press conference Tuesday, January 9. 
"Kagitingan is one of the islands that it (China) had already reclaimed and this is also one of the islands subject to the arbitral tribunal decision that it is within the Philippine economic zone. It's certainly not okay because of course, it constitutes a further threat to peace and security in the area," he added.
This is all more than a little confusing.  China is militarising these islands and the Palace know this.  Everyone knows this. And everyone knows this militarisation is a threat to the peace and security of the Philippines and the region. But they say there is no breach of good faith because China has not reclaimed any more islands. Theoretically China could move in a few nuclear bombs and there would still be no breach of good faith as long as they have not reclaimed any new islands. This is what is known as Fil-logic.
It's official!  Con-ass is official!  Con-ass is on!  By the end of the year Con-ass will have spoken! A new country will be born and Filipinos will be more prosperous and freer than ever!
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/959057/neri-colmenares-draft-charter-constitution-income-tax-exempt-con-ass-cha-cha
Or will they?  Has a draft of a whole new Constitution already been submitted for consideration to both houses? Who wrote it? When did they submit it? How did this guy who is not a Congressman get a copy? The answer is right here in this pdf: http://lpp.gov.ph/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/RBH0008-Resolution-of-Both-Houses-8_FEDERALISM.pdf

That is an 83 page document!  79 pages of which contain the proposed new Constitution!  79 PAGES!!!  In contrast the United States Constitution fits on one page!  One page!

http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/10/1776429/claiming-vp-victory-marcos-nixes-2019-senate-run
Bong Bong Marcos lost the election in 2016. Now a recount is slowly making it's way through a lengthy process which will not see an actual tallying of the votes until next month. It's more than a little premature and arrogant to declare himself the winner of an election he already lost.

http://beta.philstar.com/the-freeman/cebu-news/bottom-article-list/2018/01/10/1776394/rats-roaches-pester-city-hall
In a regular session yesterday, the council approved the resolution of Councilor Eugenio Gabuya Jr., which states that the “presence of rats, cockroaches, and other pests poses threats to transmission of diseases, including salmonellosis, leptospirosis, Lyme disease, and damage to the entire legislative building and fixtures.” 
Meanwhile, the council also asked the Office of the Building Official to check if the sprinklers system installed at different offices inside the City Hall are working to prevent fires. 
Cebu City Hall is infested with vermin and insects and they aren't sure if the building is up to code! This is what a functioning government does not look like. 
President Duterte has fulfilled four of his five campaign promises, with federalism the only commitment that has yet to be realized, Malacañang said.
Last August Duterte admitted that his biggest promise, ridding the nation of drugs, is not doable. Martin Anadanar is straight up lying which means another of Duterte's promises, ending corruption, has also not been fulfilled because what is more corrupt than a lying bureaucrat?

Thursday, January 11, 2018

Miraculous Magnetic Longrich Pantyliners

Sometimes the craziest stories appear in the news.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/958861/fda-warns-vs-panty-liners-with-false-health-claims
Panty liners with health claims? You read that and think, "This can't be real."  But it is.  I have never seen miracle panty liners for sale but a quick search pulls them right up.


UNISEX PANTY LINERS!  UNISEX!!!!!! 

https://www.facebook.com/longrichphilippineproducts/posts/899625783394296
LONGRICH PANTYLINER AND ITS FUNCTIONS:
* Helps to lower the risk of tumor
* Prevent your from toilet infection.
* Use to treat waist pain, neck , wound, swollen, boils, rheumatism and arthritis.
* For treating menstrual discomfort fuel to infection.
* Ability to kill 99.9% of bacteria.
* Its unisex, for men from 40 years and above, it prevent them form prostate cancer.
* It has an anion strip which helps eliminate odour and itching.
* Guys can wear it on their shoes for these benefits.
* Reduce stress and alleviate depression.
* Boost energy and enhance metabolism.
* Reduce odour and strengthen immunity.
* Enhance hormonal balance.
* Support the respiratory, cardiovascular and nervous system.
* Contribute to eliminating or preventing bacterial infection.
* It neutralise free radical ( positive ion )
* Revitalise cell metabolism and enhance immune function.
* Purifies the blood and balance the autonomic nervous system, promoting deep sleep and healthy digestion.
* It also helps protect the blood and mind from the harmful effect of environmental stressors such as electromagnetic field.
* It effectively inhibits the survival and duplication of bacteria and viruses which cause virginities.
* Release large amount of oxygen.
* It has a balanced PH level and enhances hormonal balance that effectively improves incretion, strengthening immunity, reducing stress, eliminating bacteria, treating inflammation, eradicating odours and removing fatigue.
* Negative ions ( anion) will move up to the womb through the vagina, improving blood circulation thus the silt and blood cloth stored long in the vagina can be discharged smoothly, the womb can be repaired and improvement can be expected within few days, then inflammation disappears and no smell is left.
* It can effectively restrict the growth and survival of bacteria and viruses, activate metabolism , and improves secretion and immunity.
Seen is believing.Use it to see !
All those benefits just from a piece of cotton designed to stop a woman's monthly flow. Are there miracle tampons too? It seems not. Here is a list of products this company sells: http://www.longrichbioscience.com/products.html. Most of these products are your ordinary everyday soaps and shampoos and lotions boasting of extreme effectiveness and health results.

The Whois lists a Malaysian address but other info points to Longrich being a Chinese business organisation (read MLM scam) which sells its goods in Africa and Asia.  Here is a warning against using these magical magnetic sanitary pads from Uganda from 2012: https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1306462/nda-warns-magnetic-sanitary-pads. That article says the pads are manufactured in China.

How can anyone be so stupid as to believe the totally outlandish claims of this product? I will definitely be on the lookout for these pantyliners when I am out and about. Maybe I will buy it and dissect it to test out its magnetic properties or put it in my shoe for all the health benefits.  Oh wait I don't wear shoes. Might be awkward to place these in my slippers.

Don't forget the same people who believe in this product and who are scamming it to others will be voting on the new Constitution if the ConAss writes one.  

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

The Dangling Light

This post is almost 6 months in the making.

14 August 2017




03 October 2017



08 January 2017


Philippians 2:10: That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth; 
Philippians 2:11: And that every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
It's a powerful image.

The fake electric light of man is dangling in the wind, bowing before "the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world," Jesus Christ.  It's an image of our future of which the verses from Philippians solemnly warn us.

Or it's just another instance of lax standards regarding the electrical systemWho would believe no one has noticed this dangling street light head for the past 6 months? Leaning rotten wood poles, dangling lights, tangled wires held together by tape...how does the whole system not go up in flames?

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Investigating the Marawi Attack is a Waste of Time

It's official.  They all agree.  Investigating the Marawi attack to figure out just what happened and how to prevent it from happening again is a waste of time. It already happened.  What's done can't be done. We must focus on the future and forget about the past.



Martial Law: Cultural Dynamics

Without a war or a large scale offensive from the AFP martial law in 2018 is going to be a bit boring. Under martial law the writ of habeas corpus is suspended which means anyone can be arrested at anytime for any cause.  Mass arrests of suspected terrorists may result in some action and might even hamper the efforts of various groups to wage rebellion against the government but arrest is not as effective as death.  

Right now it's the same old same old in Mindanao. What is happening post-Marawi is what happened pre-Marawi.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957351/zamboanga-del-norte-blast-mortar-shell
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957700/2-persons-beheaded-by-suspected-abu-sayyaf-in-basilan
http://www.sunstar.com.ph/cagayan-de-oro/local-news/2018/01/07/4-hurt-lanao-surs-clan-war-582748

Bombs, shootings, beheadings, clan wars, rido killings, revenge killings.  Nothing has changed.  The ARMM is a violent hotbed of hotheads.  With martial law, however, these clan wars will NOT be tolerated.

https://www.rappler.com/nation/193030-afp-warning-warring-clans-mindanao-martial-law
“The AFP will not tolerate incidents of rido and will continue to conduct law enforcement operarions in cooperation with the Philippine National Police, while martial law is in effect," said Major General Rosseler Murillo, chief of the 1st Infantry Division. 
According to Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao Assemblyman Zia Alonto Adiong, clan disputes must be resolved to maintain peace and stability as martial law continues to be implemented over the entire Mindanao.  
“We would advise our security sector to strengthen its partnership with the civilian authority by working closely on any peace resolution initiaves with the community leaders and LGUs (local government units) to appreciate the cultural dynamics involve in resolving ridos,” said Adiong.  
He said authorities must ensure loose firearms will not fall into the wrong hands and must stop the selling of unregistered firearms in the market.  
The objective really is ending family disputes permanently, not simply to impose temporary ceasefire,” said Adiong.
The cultural dynamics of rido killings?  That is a fancy way of saying, "We are all Muslims and our religion permits us to be violent and carry out honour killings so please be sensitive to this fact as you try to stop us."

Is the objective of martial law to end family disputes? Does the AFP need to step in to quell the violence of the Filipino Hatfields and McCoys? Perhaps but why would martial law be needed to send a few troops to end the violence? These incidents of rido have been occurring for a long time. Why was the AFP tolerating them then? Why is the ARMM wanting to resolve these disputes now? Why have these bloody feuds been allowed to continue for years? Why does this Assemblyman not appeal to his violent fellow Muslims for peace but instead warns the AFP to appreciate the cultural dynamics of these killings?

It's because the governors of the ARMM are not interested in peace as we know it, which means a total cessation of violence, and these appeals for peace are all for show. For them peace means the death of their enemies. It's a Muslim world down there and as soon as the BBL is passed they will have even more autonomy to rule as an independent Muslim state.

Adiong said it was only later on in the crisis when local officials began to realize how radical ideologies have been quietly spreading across Mindanao, and lamented how little has been done to counter such narratives. 
"They (terrorists) have been using experiences of inequality as a common experience among different Muslim countries across the world [in recruiting]," he said, noting that the Maute group had been searching for members as early as 2011. 
Asked on his views on what went wrong in terms of security, Adiong said it is better to focus instead on rebuilding Marawi City rather than point fingers. 
"We cannot dwell on the past. Let's move forward. This is a big lesson for our country," he said. 
"Our focus right now is moving forward. It has already happened, the destruction is already there. We really have to channel our energy towards the rehabilitation of Marawi," he added.
These comments are from the same ARMM Assemblyman who said the AFP should appreciate the cultural dynamics of rido killings. He says that radical ideologies have quietly spread across Mindanao and officials lamented how little had been done to counter these ideologies. This is contradicted by his next statement where he acknowledges that Maute had been recruiting since 2011. We also know that ISIS had been in Mindanao since at least 2014. This is 6 years to counter Maute and 3 years to combat ISIS from spreading. So why was nothing done? What happened that radical ideologies were allowed to spread and recruitment was allowed to happen? And more importantly what happened that a large scale attack like Marawi was able to occur?

Adiong, much like SolGen Lorenzana, does not care what happened. Let's not dwell on the past. Let's move forward. Let's not learn from our mistakes. Or rather let's learn from our mistakes without actually learning what those mistakes were! Take note that he says, "This is a big lesson for our country." Well what's the lesson?  If we do not look to the past and investigate what went wrong then the country will never learn any lesson. Does this guy know how history works?  Does he even believe in history or only an eternal now which is unfettered to the past?

I began this article by stating that a large scale offensive is going to be needed to make the most of martial law. It might be coming.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/957052/afp-urges-npa-rebels-to-surrender-or-face-full-scale-offensive
The military on Tuesday urged communist rebels to surrender or face a full-scale offensive after the two sides terminated their separate unilateral ceasefires for the Christmas and New Year holidays. 
Toribio said government forces in the Southern Tagalog and Bicol regions would launch all-out counterinsurgency operations to crush the NPA after the end of the truce at midnight on Tuesday.
Either these all-out counter insurgency operations have not been launched or the media has been very lax in their reporting. It could be that such an operation cannot yet be launched because despite Duterte's order declaring the CPP-NPA as terrorists the DOJ must still approve this label.

Cache link

Red tape is delaying the war against the Reds. It's like poetry.

An official declaration of the CPP-NPA as terrorists will allow the government to wiretap them and freeze their assets. Because the communists have been at war with the government since the 60's I would assume such a declaration would not give the AFP any powers it does not have currently.  Like launching a full-scale offensive against these rebel scum.