Miraculous Magnetic Longrich Pantyliners

Sometimes the craziest stories appear in the news.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/958861/fda-warns-vs-panty-liners-with-false-health-claims

Panty liners with health claims? You read that and think, "This can't be real."  But it is.  I have never seen miracle panty liners for sale but a quick search pulls them right up.

UNISEX PANTY LINERS!  UNISEX!!!!!! 

https://www.facebook.com/longrichphilippineproducts/posts/899625783394296

LONGRICH PANTYLINER AND ITS FUNCTIONS:
* Helps to lower the risk of tumor
* Prevent your from toilet infection.
* Use to treat waist pain, neck , wound, swollen, boils, rheumatism and arthritis.
* For treating menstrual discomfort fuel to infection.
* Ability to kill 99.9% of bacteria.
* Its unisex, for men from 40 years and above, it prevent them form prostate cancer.
* It has an anion strip which helps eliminate odour and itching.
* Guys can wear it on their shoes for these benefits.
* Reduce stress and alleviate depression.
* Boost energy and enhance metabolism.
* Reduce odour and strengthen immunity.
* Enhance hormonal balance.
* Support the respiratory, cardiovascular and nervous system.
* Contribute to eliminating or preventing bacterial infection.
* It neutralise free radical ( positive ion )
* Revitalise cell metabolism and enhance immune function.
* Purifies the blood and balance the autonomic nervous system, promoting deep sleep and healthy digestion.
* It also helps protect the blood and mind from the harmful effect of environmental stressors such as electromagnetic field.
* It effectively inhibits the survival and duplication of bacteria and viruses which cause virginities.
* Release large amount of oxygen.
* It has a balanced PH level and enhances hormonal balance that effectively improves incretion, strengthening immunity, reducing stress, eliminating bacteria, treating inflammation, eradicating odours and removing fatigue.
* Negative ions ( anion) will move up to the womb through the vagina, improving blood circulation thus the silt and blood cloth stored long in the vagina can be discharged smoothly, the womb can be repaired and improvement can be expected within few days, then inflammation disappears and no smell is left.
* It can effectively restrict the growth and survival of bacteria and viruses, activate metabolism , and improves secretion and immunity.
Seen is believing.Use it to see !

All those benefits just from a piece of cotton designed to stop a woman's monthly flow. Are there miracle tampons too? It seems not. Here is a list of products this company sells: http://www.longrichbioscience.com/products.html. Most of these products are your ordinary everyday soaps and shampoos and lotions boasting of extreme effectiveness and health results.

The Whois lists a Malaysian address but other info points to Longrich being a Chinese business organisation (read MLM scam) which sells its goods in Africa and Asia.  Here is a warning against using these magical magnetic sanitary pads from Uganda from 2012: https://www.newvision.co.ug/new_vision/news/1306462/nda-warns-magnetic-sanitary-pads. That article says the pads are manufactured in China.

How can anyone be so stupid as to believe the totally outlandish claims of this product? I will definitely be on the lookout for these pantyliners when I am out and about. Maybe I will buy it and dissect it to test out its magnetic properties or put it in my shoe for all the health benefits.  Oh wait I don't wear shoes. Might be awkward to place these in my slippers.

Don't forget the same people who believe in this product and who are scamming it to others will be voting on the new Constitution if the ConAss writes one.