Friday, January 19, 2018

Retards in the Government Part 32

This weeks edition of Retards in the Government is packed chock full of hard hitting tales of stupidity and idiocy and even tomfoolery. If I left anything out please add a link in the comment section here and on the Facebook page

http://beta.philstar.com/nation/2018/01/12/1776884/negros-mayor-suspended-graft
The mayor of Sipalay has been suspended for 90 days for "defying the order of the Office of the Ombudsman to suspend five city officials in 2008."
In an order dated Jan. 3, the anti-graft court suspended Treñas for 90 days for allegedly using government funds for the construction of the office of the Iloilo Press Club (IPC).
The charges against Treñas stemmed from the allegedly anomalous release of P500,000 in public funds to the IPC, a non-government organization, in December 2003 and January 2004.
This article is not clear but it seems as if a complaint concerning something that happened 14 years ago was recently filed resulting in the 90 day suspension of this official. 
http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/10/1776389/solgen-calida-ca-ruling-joel-reyes-stinks
When all sides of the corrupt Philippine government are calling a judicial ruling suspicious and stinky then you know something fishy is really going on.
http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/12/1776972/pnp-chief-bato-dela-rosa-gets-79-pay-increase
The rationale behind raising the salaries of PNP officers is that it will prevent corruption and increase performance (as if corruption is all about money and power plays no role). The lowest ranking officers will be getting a 100% pay raise from 15k to 30k per month. Going with this kind of Fil-logic wouldn't doubling teachers' salaries increase performance and result in smarter students?

https://www.rappler.com/nation/193422-richard-chen-doj-valenzuela-court-dismissal
It is doubtful anyone will ever be held liable for importing these drugs.

The Duterte administration and its defenders are understandably elated that the Philippines has been labeled as the fastest growing economy in the ASEAN.  It's a sign of Duterte's successful economic policies. But a growing GDP does not necessarily translate into jobs.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/12/18/duterte-says-to-fire-3-generals-maybe-49-to-70-cops
“I am in the thick of firing people. I intend to fire another maybe 70 or 49 policemen and three generals for corruption,” he was quoted as saying in a news release from his Communications Office.
Does he notice that the more people he fires the more corruption there is? It's like whack-a-mole. Might be best to dismiss all elected and appointed officials and leave the entire government in the hands of one man who is clean and above reproach.
This elected official of Bohol is accused to murdering his wife and dumping her body.  As of now her body has not been found.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/12/18/new-bilibid-narcos-join-drug-trade-frustrate-pdea
Drugs on the street are originating in the prison. How? The implications of such a truth are overwhelming. It would mean that every official in the prison system is corrupt. It also raises a lot of questions like how did the prisoners or guards get a hold of these drugs in the first place? Are they manufacturing them? Let's not think about it though. There are bigger fish to fry in the war against drugs.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/12/18/nothing-new-palace-backs-order-to-gather-barangay-drug-lists

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/959469/ferraris-porsches-benzes-to-be-wrecked
These included 53 Mercedes Benz sports cars; 30 Hummers; 21 BMWs of various models; seven Porsches consisting of 911, Boxster and Carrera units; a Ferrari F355 Berlinetta; and a Lamborghini Murcielago. 
The rest of the vehicles were right-hand drive passenger vans, sedans and miniwagons. These are now parked in a five-hectare yard in Casambalangan, a village about a kilometer from Port Irene.
It seems the problem is that these vehicles were imported at a place where they should not have been imported. These vehicles have been sitting idle since 2013 and no one has yet been charged with a crime. The real crime here would be destroying all these valuable cars rather than auctioning them off and using the proceeds to fund various government programs like free tuition or even the Marawi rehabilitation. Really how likely is it that these cars will be destroyed only on paper?
https://www.rappler.com/nation/193518-half-filipinos-think-revolutionary-government-legal-constitution-sws
By all means lets have a plebiscite so all these very intelligent people can make their voices heard by voting on the new Constitution which they won't fully comprehend.
The Department of Trade and Industry (DTI) hopes to keep its preferential trade arrangement with the European Union (EU), expecting the bloc would to look past the “political noise” under the Duterte administration, a top official said.
"Political noise?" Like Duterte saying, "Fuck you, we don't need you!"? They probably will look past it as the EU is notorious for letting the third world walk all over its member states.  See Germany and Sweden!
Cayetano, who led the ceremonial launching of the 10-year validity passport, said the DFA already made reforms to curb opportunities for racketeers. 
But Cayetano did not dismiss the possibility of having fixers who may have a connection inside the DFA.
Maybe not stupid but definitely willingly ignorant for the right price.
http://www.manilatimes.net/9-former-zamboanga-officials-face-graft-raps/373897/
Small time local officials behaving badly all for a little money.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/959966/roque-weeklong-birthday-celebration-of-alvarez-not-extravagant
Nothing to see here folks. Move along. Move along. Nothing extravagant about celebrating your birthday all week and ending it with a huge party which included "Chinese Ambassador to the Philippines Zhao Jianhua and Russian Ambassador Igor Khovaev" as guests and even featured 
President Duterte singing a song to the birthday boy. It was obviously just a "very simple" affair.
What if they did a SWS survey for each controversial provision and then wrote the constitution based on the results? It would be sure to pass a plebiscite then.

http://www.manilatimes.net/house-okays-typhoon-yolanda-resiliency-day-eastern-visayas/374248/
THE House of Representatives declared November 8 of every year as a special non-working holiday in Eastern Visayas to remember the victims of Supertyphoon “Yolanda,” which hit the country in 2013. 
An annual painful reminder of this horrible natural disaster and the government's incompetent handling of the aftermath is just what the country needs.
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/163408/cayetano-defends-granting-china-research-access-benham-rise
Cayetano defends this indefensible act by stating that no laws were broken. None except those of common sense.
http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/15/18/ched-chair-quits-cites-phone-call-from-palace
http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/15/1778046/duterte-says-he-dismissed-licuanan-ched-chair
The Duterte administration has been attempting to get rid of this lady since August 2016 when all Aquino appointees were asked to resign. She declined to do so and ever since she has been thrown to the sidelines even being barred from attending cabinet meetings. Now after false allegations of grave misconduct and a phone call from higher up she has finally gotten the message and decided to resign. Or Duterte fired her.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/960464/dante-jimenez-pacc-presidential-anti-corruption-commission-duterte-appointment
Jimenez is the founder of the VACC which is the organisation going around suing and filing impeachment cases against Duterte's political opponents. No conflict of interest here.

http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/15/1778018/palace-chinas-acceptance-or-rejection-arbitral-ruling-irrelevant
"In international law, the decision itself is the implementation of the law because that’s a statement of the rights of the parties which cannot be extinguished... I really do not understand, with all due respect to Justice Carpio, he really is recognized as the intellectual heavyweight in the court, why he insists that any country including China must accept it," Roque said.
I admit I am not a lawyer but all of this sounds like mental gymnastics to me.  The decision is the implementation? No country is compelled to accept the decision granting this disputed area to the Philippines? At least the Duterte administration's position on China's activities in the SCS is becoming clearer by the day. As if it wasn't clear enough already. And now they are allowing China to poke around in the Eastern Pacific to see what valuable gas and mineral deposits they can harvest.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/960750/bato-likens-rogue-cops-to-abusive-priests-problem-is-the-person-not-the-organization
Bato forgets that in the case of abusive priests they are usually moved around and the situation hushed up until it all comes out and then the organisation is always to blame for not dealing with the problem properly.

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/639868/bato-admits-running-out-of-ideas-on-how-to-prevent-existence-of-rogue-cops/story/
I guess we are just going to have to seek out a peaceful coexistence with all these rogue cops.

https://www.rappler.com/nation/193808-duterte-media-criticize-moderation
"Do it with moderation and do not use words that tend to cast aspersion on the character," said Duterte on Tuesday, January 16, during an event in Pasay City.
The amount of hypocrisy in these words is unbelievable. I have yet to read an article in any newspaper that has used the type of foul language or insinuations which freely fly from Duterte's mouth. 

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/960970/duterte-warns-cops-against-unofficial-use-of-patrol-cars
Police officers who drink and drive and use their patrol cars for practice driving and going to bars, be warned. 
President Rodrigo Duterte said he was once so enraged over being disobeyed that he slapped and kicked a drunken officer who crashed a police pickup truck newly acquired by Davao City when he was its mayor. 
“There was this stupid policeman—drunk … But he drove one of those new Isuzu pickups that I just bought at that time … [and] crashed it,” said Mr. Duterte, who also became known as “The Punisher” for his tough approach to crime. 
“I slapped him twice and kicked him in the stomach,” he added.
Perhaps Bato can start employing this technique against rogue cops.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/961137/breaking-news-aquilino-pimentel-jr-nene-pimentel-con-ass-constituent-assembly
I am tempted to say, "It's about time someone said something about this word" but then I realised he can't even get it right!  Con-ass is not a an acronym.  It's an abbreviation.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/960962/yap-philrice-execs-charged-in-anomalous-p15-8-m-car-plan
The Ombudsman accused Yap and eight PhilRice officials of approving from 2008 to 2009 a car plan that allowed 10 employees to obtain personal loans from Philippine National Bank, which were secured with PhilRice’s own funds. 
Also charged was trustee Gelia Castillo despite her having died. Article 89 of the Revised Penal Code extinguishes the criminal liability of an accused who dies while the case is pending.
In addition to the living defendants the Ombudsman will also be prosecuting a dead woman. 

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/regions/640063/ombudsman-suspends-cdo-councilor-for-slapping-traffic-enforcer/story/
All this over a ticket for parking in a "no parking zone."
https://www.rappler.com/nation/193939-constituent-assembly-without-senators-pantaleon-alvarez
The Con-Ass is one of 3 ways to amend or revise the 1987 Constitution. According to Article XVII of the Constitution, a three-fourths vote of Congress is needed to make final proposals. The amendments or revisions are subject to a plebiscite.  
The Constitution is vague on whether this requires joint or separate deliberations on voting. Framers of the Constitution explained that it is worded that way because it was written on the presumption that the country would have a unitary legislature. When it was changed to a bicameral set-up, the Constitution’s framers forgot to change the provision.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/961576/colmenares-senate-less-con-ass-to-put-ph-in-constitutional-crisis
Colmenares reminded Alvarez of the failed Resolution No. 1109 under Speaker Prospero Nograles in 2009, in which members of the House overwhelmingly approved the same “Senate-less” Con-ass. 
“In the end, the move was defeated not by the Senate or the Courts but by the people including the various churches who showed outrage against such a self-serving act. The people must oppose this latest ramming of Cha-cha down our throats,” he said. 
The push to change the constitution is a complete circus.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/961396/duterte-to-cops-kill-criminals-if-you-have-to-ill-protect-you
“That’s our deal. When I said that you go and destroy the drug industry, destroying means destroying, including human life,” the President said here during the turnover of 26 Montero SUV patrol cars to the Davao police on Monday.
Nothing new here.  It's the same old Duterte.
http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/961570/alejano-bares-paper-trail-on-bong-gos-involvement-in-frigate-controversy
Instead of lawyering and immediately dismissing Secretary Bong Go’s involvement, President Duterte could have called for an investigation on the matter, especially given the controversies hounding the FAP,” he said. “This is not what is expected from an administration who boasts of caring for the armed forces.” 
The bone of contention lies with Go’s alleged interference backing the choice of contractor Hyundai Heavy Industries for the warships’ combat management system (CMS), overruling the Navy’s own preferences.
This is a developing scandal fuelled by two reports, one from Rappler and one from the Inquirer, alleging the involvement of Bong Go in the purchasing of naval warships. Now Rep. Alejano has jumped into the fray brandishing the same documents as the two reports.  How will this end? Being that Bong Go is Duterte's righthand man it will probably not end adversely for him.

Thursday, January 18, 2018

Cracked Wooden Electric Pole

Is commentary really necessary here?  









What a disgrace.  This thing is about to topple over into traffic! If only there was a politician who would speak up about the absolutely horrific and dangerous state of the nation's electric grid.  Low hanging cables, jumbled cables, leaning poles, etc., etc. But how would fixing these poles fatten a politician's pocket?  

Home Improvement

Need a new fence? Need to build a new wing or an additional building? You are going to need building materials.  Lots of building materials like bricks and sand and rocks and cement mix. But where to store all that stuff? Why not store all your bricks and rocks and sand in the street! 



Sure who cares about impeding the flow of traffic. It's not like anyone has said anything about the dog you have chained up across from your house which runs into the road. Nor have they said anything about the tree he is tied to. You know the tree with the low hanging branches extending halfway across the street which make it not so easy for trucks to pass by?  


So don't worry about anyone raising their voice but if they do just tell them to stop telling you what to do because this is a free country.

Anyway it's just so much more a convenient storage spot. Storing your materials on the curb or halfway in the lane makes it much easier to mix cement in the middle of the road.





Once you got your cement mixed you can start putting those concrete blocks together. A few months later you got yourself a brand new Home Improvement!  AEUGHHH?

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Dog Flowers

Pinoy, Pinoy, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells, and cockle shells,
And dog flowers in the front row.


Dog flowers in the front row?


That's right. Dog flowers in the front row. Maybe they should bury the seed if they really want their dog flower to blossom. Else the wind will blow it away.

http://www.flowersofindia.net/catalog/slides/Dog%20Flower.html
That's the trouble with the wind. It blows all your seeds around and fertilises the whole neighbourhood. You end up with dog flowers popping up all over the place where they are most unwanted like a horrid weed. The best thing to do with weeds is to uproot them.

But then what? You can't burn all those weeds because it just stinks up the air and the fire never burns hot enough to incinerate them. Might as well return those unwanted plants back to their owner and let him handle the mess.


Surely he can find a place to plant this dog flower seed and watch his garden grow.

Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Martial Law: Delusional

Like last year, the AFP has gone and set an ambitious agenda it hopes to accomplish.

The goal for 2017 was to eradicate Abu Sayyaf and the Maute Group by mid-year. (Please hold all laughter until the end of this article.)

https://www.rappler.com/nation/157825-philippines-military-crush-abu-sayyaf-maute
The goal for 2018 is to reduce the number of NPA commie rebels by half.

http://cnnphilippines.com/news/2018/01/09/AFP-aims-to-reduce-number-of-communist-rebels-by-half-in-2018.html
Armed Forces of the Philippines chief Lt. Gen. Rey Guerrero estimates there are currently about 3,700 communist rebels. 
"We intend to reduce that number by half for 2018," Guerrero said during the annual New Year's Call on Tuesday.
The AFP intends to eliminate 1,850 rebels by the end of the year. That is 5 rebels a day whether arrested or killed. Can they do it? The NPA does not think so.

https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/959688/afp-delusional-in-finishing-off-reds-in-a-year-cpp-afp-cpp-npa-rebels-communism-military
The communist party said the AFP chief’s promise was also contrary to Defense Secretary Delfin Lorenzana’s statement that finishing off the rebels in a year is “far-fetched.”
Secretary Lorenzna thinks such a plan is far-fetched? Does he not have faith in the AFP? Why would he think such a thing?

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/09/18/far-fetched-to-finish-off-reds-in-1-year-defense-chief-concedes
“To finish the communist terrorists in one year is far-fetched. It’s a tall order and we may not be able to do it,” Lorenzana told reporters. 
He said the goal was to instead “degrade their capability to conduct large-scale attacks.” 
Lorenzana said he could not say for now if this could mean yet another recommendation from the military to extend martial law. 
“Maybe towards the end of 2018, we will know if there’s (still) a need for martial law or not. But as of now, hindi pa natin masasabi yan (we can't say yet),” he said.
Lorenzana has not give any specifics at all why such a mission would be far-fetched. He does not discuss AFP capability (or incapability) or the fact the the NPA is dispersed all over the country and not limited to Mindanao which would increase the difficulty of eradicating them. But he does throw out a hint that martial law could be extended once more at the end of 2018 if the NPA is still around.  This is the martial law in perpetuum via extensions that some have warned about. January is barely halfway over and already there are whispers of perhaps more martial law in 2019. Lorenzana has made no secret of his love affair with martial law but someone is putting the cart before the horse. The Supreme Court has not even heard arguments from the various challenges against the new year-long extension.

The Supreme Court has set the oral arguments on the petitions against the one-year extension of martial law in Mindanao on January 16 and 17.
I predict the AFP will make no major moves before the issue is fully decided. There will be no large scale offensive or all out war. The generals will bide their time, make plans for whatever the outcome, and in the meantime the AFP will maintain a defensive posture thereby keeping the nation safe and secure.

https://globalnation.inquirer.net/163369/afp-military-army-tight-watch-security-defense-foreign-fighters-terrorism
http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/639350/afp-not-discounting-possibility-that-foreign-terrorists-are-in-phl/story/
“We cannot discount the possibility of foreign fighters surreptitiously able to enter the country given our vast and porous borders,” AFP spokesperson Colonel Edgard Arevalo said in a press statement. 
The AFP has verifying the presence of foreign fighters for months now. Months. They still don't know one way or the other.  And it's such an overwhelming task that they need the people's help.

http://www.manilatimes.net/report-new-faces-neighborhood-deterrent-terrorism-military/373810/
The public is encouraged to report “new faces in the neighborhood” as a deterrent against foreign terrorists who may take advantage of “our vast and porous borders” to enter the country, the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP) said on Friday.
Seeing as how all the terrorism is taking place in the ARMM that means the AFP is hoping the Muslims who inhabit this area will turn into snitches.  Not likely!

All this sounds good but let's not get carried away. It is too easy to fall into the trap of believing and propagating the narrative here.  Frankly none of these dogs hunt.  

The AFP, Calida, and Lorenzana eager to smash the terrorists and prevent another Marawi? Hardly!

https://www.rappler.com/nation/193155-lorenzana-warning-marawi-martial-law
How can martial law prevent another Marawi when without martial law the AFP KNEW about the Marawi attack a full month in advance and yet did NOTHING to prevent it from happening?

https://www.rappler.com/nation/172777-isis-military-marawi-crisis-martial-law-calida
Martial law is not needed to prevent another Marawi. What is needed is a proactive DND and military. Verifying intel reports to assess the exact nature and timing of the threat and all that.  How about preventative measures like stopping the flow of weapons into the area which Duterte himself said was allowed to happen because of the government's soft attitude to terrorists because of the peace process?

http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2017/06/17/1711130/no-failure-intelligence-marawi
Duterte said the government was aware that firearms were being stockpiled in Mindanao but took it for granted because of the peace talks with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) and the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF).  
We have adopted a very soft policy towards the rebels and this came about because they were bringing firearms. Since we are thinking of getting peace with the MNLF and MILF. The game there involves firearms. We took it for granted. We just allowed it to happen because we never knew until that time who was really the enemy,” Duterte told the troops in Butuan City. 
Never, ever, ever, ever forget these words of Duterte. How does the government not know who the enemy is? They are ALL enemies! MNLF, MILF, Maute, Abu Sayyaf, NPA, etc., etc. All of these armed groups are enemies of the state and the people. Every time you read about martial law and how it will keep everyone safe by preventing terrorism and another Marawi and how the AFP and PNP are bravely protecting the country from terrorists never forget that they all KNEW about the Marawi attack in advance, did nothing to stop it, and in fact all their policies ALLOWED this horrible event to occur. Never forget that.

Look at some more of this mess:
http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/11/1776728/afp-lifting-martial-law-will-affect-mindanao-security
Even with martial law the ARMM and the rest of Mindanao remain areas of violence. The AFP already has a mandate to fight rebels and terrorists without martial law. Protecting the country is literally their job. Are we really to believe that the military is so inefficient that they cannot do their job without the writ of habeas corpus being suspended? How does that help a soldier get a bead on some terrorist's head and pull the trigger? Again without martial law the AFP KNEW about the Marawi attack a month in advance which means their intelligence capabilities are not impeded without martial law. The problem is that the AFP failed to act on the information they had. 

How about the antics of SolGen Calida?

https://www.rappler.com/nation/193288-calida-sc-martial-law-extension
http://beta.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/08/1775823/solgen-calida-congress-holds-power-martial-law-extension
https://news.mb.com.ph/2018/01/08/solgen-wants-petition-vs-martial-law-extension-dismissed-on-technicality/

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/959999/jose-calida-supreme-court-mindanao-martial-law

These are the acts of a desperate man. Calida is grasping at any straw he can to defend the year-long extension of martial law.  The powers that be do not want martial law to go gentle into that good night and so they are raging against the dying of the light. Calida is telling the Supreme Court to sod off because they have already ruled that rebellion exists in Mindanao and Congress alone has the power to extend martial law and he wants the SC to dismiss the suit on a mere technicality for not being attached to the right paperwork.  It would be funny if so much were not at stake.

Why should anyone believe the Duterte administration is sincerely committed to defending the safety and security of the Philippines when those in charge knew about the Marawi attack in advance and did nothing to stop it?  What nonsense for any of these people to say martial law is needed to prevent another Marawi when without martial law they had the power to prevent the first!

In other martial law in Mindanao news the Department of Energy has donated 200 E-trikes to Marawi City.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/13/18/roque-charging-stations-for-e-trikes-to-rise-in-marawi
"Marawi residents will soon experience e-trikes for transport and livelihood opportunities. To ensure sustainable operations, Marawi City shall establish charging stations on the road," Roque said in a press conference in Cebu. 
Each e-trike can fit up to 6 passengers and can be charged through common electrical outlets, Energy Secretary Alfonso Cusi said in a statement. 
"More than having an energy-efficient mode of transportation, the DOE E-Trikes for Marawi will provide livelihood to its beneficiaries and jumpstart economic activities in the area," Cusi said.
Wow!  It's just what the citizens of the war torn pile of rubble formerly known as Marawi need to rise up from the ashes!

Monday, January 15, 2018

Sto. Niño's Culo

It's time for Sinulog once more.  The festival where Filipinos worship the wooden statue of the child Jesus aka Sto. Niño. 

We have all seen this statue before. But have you seen it from behind? Have you ever seen Sto. Niño's culo?  I have.  It was sticking right out at me as I was pondering which overpriced wilted vegetables to buy from a roadside vendor. (I didn't buy any.)

Sto. Niño's culo
There it is.

I guess it is mostly covered and all you get is a peek at one cheek but any sight of Sto. Niño's culo whether in part or full is sure to bring a blessing into your life. Don't forget Moses was only able to get a sight of God's backside and he was thoroughly blessed so much that his face shone for having seen the glory of the Lord. How much more blessings then from a glance at the backside of God's  only Son?

Sunday, January 14, 2018

Overloaded Sugarcane Trucks 2

Three days ago was the one year anniversary of this blog. I would like all readers to know that despite the Philippines being officially not a "shithole" it is still polluted, governed incompetently, and the inhabitants are prone to being very, very silly which means this blog will be continuing unless something unexpectedly bad or comically tragic were to happen like if I were riding along in a car and an overloaded sugarcane truck spilled its contents all over said car thereby sweetly crushing me to death.

Don't think it can't happen to me. Or you.

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/regions/635051/4-family-members-killed-as-cane-truck-falls-on-car/story/
And now for a selection of photographs of overloaded sugarcane trucks.