Monday, February 5, 2018

Filipino Mousetrap

There has been a war at my house lately.  A war against mice and rats. The ever reliable glue trap has been a key to success in this war. Three dead rats and many smaller mice have been the toll so far.  However the remaining rats had become too smart. They had learned how to evade the glue traps.  I needed something bigger.  Something deadlier actually but with all the dogs laying out poison is not the best option. Hiring someone costs 3,500 pesos plus more for maintenance so that is also not an option. I wanted to try a trap. A spring trap which would crush the rat's head as soon as he took the bait. I was told someone could make us a trap.  A big trap.  I was very leery of this idea since I could go downtown and buy any number of traps which are guaranteed to work but I forked over some money for mesh wire, which was all he said he needed since had other parts lying about, and at the end of the day I had a new trap and the beginning of a new phase of the war on rodents.

Day 1

Here it is.  The glorious new mousetrap.


My first thoughts on seeing this contraption were not very pleasant. How is this a trap? The rat will get in and then crawl right back out. There is no device to trap the rat. I was told not to worry because the rat would not dare crawl back out since the pointed edges on the metal tunnel bar his exit. He would end up hurting himself and so he would remain in the cage.

Well that's just fine and dandy but I didn't belive it nor was this scenario acceptable to me. I did not want to catch the rat alive. I did not want a pet. I wanted the creature dead and I did not want to have to kill it myself by drowning or stabbing. A rat stuck on a glue trap I could simply through away was the best scenario. There was no spring device to crush the fellow's neck and I did not have any poison to place in the cage. In fact you can't put anything in the cage because the bottom is mesh!


When they said mesh I thought for sure the screen would be the kind with tiny holes. Not big holes which the rat could easily chew through. Without placing a bowl or a solid surface in the cage I could not lay out any food. So I placed a small amount of food on a napkin. Rising early in the morning I went to have a look at the traps and I saw that the rat did not touch this food so I added a few more bits.


A few hours later there was nothing. No sign of the rat.  He did not take the bait.

Day 2

I did say concern for the dogs made poison not a great option but even though this is "Day 2" this is actually more like "Day 5 or 6." It is only "Day 2" in regards to this new iron trap. By this time the rat had caused a lot of trouble gnawing through the dog food container and leaving droppings everywhere and being at my wit's end I resolved upon poison as the final solution. 


I also resolved to keep using the ever faithful glue trap.  You can see from the picture below that one of these traps is very dirty.  That is a testament to its effectiveness.  How many mice I have pried from that trap I will never know. Too many. The hair and faeces stuck in the glue are all that remain of those small creatures. The rat liked to dig around in the garbage can which is why I have the can surrounded by the traps. If the steel cages don't work surely the glue trap will.



After setting up the glue trap I went to bed, leaving the administration of the poison to others. Confident in their abilities I took my repose hoping to happily lay my eyes upon the rat's dead corpse upon inspection early in the morning. But lo and behold I saw a much worse sight than I could have wished!


Somebody moved all my glue traps.  And they put cornflakes in the middle of each one! Cornflakes!! Now I did tell my helper that I wanted the trashcan out of the kitchen at night because the rat had been digging through it so it is understandable that perhaps my intentions as to the ring around the can were not clear. But who thought it proper to place food in the glue trap?  I never place food in the glue traps and I have caught countless rodents. Sometimes just a few minutes after placing the traps and turning out the lights!

But then my eyes turned to an even more horrible and stupider sight.


The rat ate the poisoned food and escaped!! Is this not what I surmised would happen upon seeing the trap for the first time? That there is nothing to keep the rat in the trap? That he could easily escape? This was totally unacceptable. Now somewhere there was a dead or dying rat. Likely in a hidden nook or cranny not easily accessed. The only way to know would be the inevitable stench emanating from a secret place. A search was undertaken in hopes that his corpse would be found.


Thankfully he did not go far.  Only into the drainage ditch. 

Day 3

The traps were sent back and returned modified.



The original entrance tunnels were sealed and a new entrance, propped open by a tiny piece of metal wire which the rat must necessarily trip thereby trapping him, was opened. The bottom was still not solid which meant placing bait was still a chore requiring extra tools like a tiny bowl or a piece of cardboard.  

Again the traps were set with poison and again I set out my glue traps with explicit instructions to not touch them and not to place any cornflakes on them. Again I went to sleep expectantly. Again I awoke to more tomfoolery.


Who put onion rings in the trap!? Does "don't put any cornflakes in the trap" mean it's ok to put anything else in the trap as long as it's not cornflakes?  I am sure I was very explicit and said "Do not touch the traps." There were ants all over the place on this trap because some of the onion rings were not sufficiently in the glue and away from the edge.  I had to kick it aside and kill all of them before I could start on anything else.  A complete waste of my time.



Neither of the traps with the poisoned food were touched but oddly enough the food was crawling with ants! Ants must be very hardy creatures to be impervious to zinc phosphide.

Aside from not touching the food there was also no other signs rats had been in the kitchen. No droppings scattered about or boxes chewed through. Absolutely no signs of rats.

The last few days have been absent of any rodent activity proving that the rats are dead and the war is over. For now.

Sunday, February 4, 2018

Dog Stuffed Into Cramped Cage at Pet Shop

I was at a pet shop yesterday. In the Philippines pet shops are always dimly lit dingy dungeons selling fish swimming in yellow water you can barely see through the scum covered glass or mice and gerbils in filthy cages or, in this case, unkempt dogs in uncomfortable cages.




How cruel to keep this dog in a cage where he can't even stand up properly! Bending over like that is going to give him spinal trouble. Not all the dogs in this shop are in this condition. Some of them have rather large cages. But they are all unkempt.  The shih tzus looked particularly nasty and in need of a good grooming. Across the street out in the rain there were several other cages crammed with dogs barking and howling. What a disgrace!

Here is a video of this poor chihuahua. He was spinning around in circles but stopped as soon as I hit record. Too bad because then you could have seen how hunched over and cramped he really is.


Saturday, February 3, 2018

The Sexiest Lady in The Philippines

Here she is.  The sexiest lady in all the Philippines.  Eat your heart out Pia Wurtzbach. 

Friday, February 2, 2018

Retards in the Government Part 34

Part 34 of Retards takes from the shores of the EU to the halls of Bilibid Prison. Enjoy the ride. No refunds. Even if your seat catches on fire!


http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/641076/noynoy-to-ex-saf-commander-napenas-you-ve-only-got-yourself-to-blame-for-looking-incompetent/story/
Who is really to blame for the tragedy of the Mamasapano clash which resulted in the deaths of 44 members of the Philippine National Police Special Action Force? It is the government who has been mollycoddling the MILF and MNLF terrorists with hopes of passing the BBL.



http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/27/1781824/mrt-train-seat-catches-fire
He said the regulator board suffered an electrical failure caused by worn out spare parts.
All the time and money being dumped into developing a subway for Metro Manila is going to go up in smoke just like the MRT!
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/27/1781862/price-monitoring-teams-should-be-deployed-amid-train-cynthia-villar
It's real simple. TRAIN raises excise taxes. Businesses will pass this cost on to the consumer. Case closed. Congress was warned this would happen but passed the bill anyway. They made their bed, now they can lie in it.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/963923/doj-revives-p6-4-b-shabu-smuggling-case
Aside from Taguba, the DOJ indicted Philippine Hongfei Logistics Group of Companies Inc. chair Chen Ju Long (alias Richard Tan), Manny Li, Kenneth Dong, EMT Trading owner Eirene Mae Tatad, Customs broker Teejay Marcellana, Taiwanese nationals Chen I-Min and Jhu Ming Jyun, Chen Rong Huan and three John Does.
This is great news right? Wrong! Notice how there are no Bureau of Customs officers in that list of indictees? The buck stops with them but they have all been exonerated and the DOJ is instead going after very small fry.

Now for some news about the EU.
http://globalnation.inquirer.net/163659/eu-aid-assistance-european-union-lopez-trade-philippines-sovereignty
http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/27/1781930/duterte-eu-never-ceased-be-imperialists
Rejecting grants and monetary aid from the EU over issues of sovereignty is bollocks and so is Duterte's understanding of European imperialism and the EU. The line from Duterte is that the Philippines will never accept "conditional aid" from anyone. Utter nonsense! Look at this:
http://news.abs-cbn.com/business/01/24/18/why-eu-kept-philippines-trade-privileges
The Philippines' failure to immediately pass laws that will reimpose the death penalty and lower the age of criminal liability helped the country retain its trade privileges from the European Union, the bloc's envoy to Manila said on Wednesday.
The Philippines is among 9 countries that qualify for the EU's Generalized Scheme of Preferences Plus scheme, which removes tariffs on 66 percent of products as long as they commit to international agreements on human and labor rights, environmental protection and good governance.
There are conditions which must be met in order for the Philippines to continue to retain its trade perks with the EU. Why hasn't Duterte raised a fuss about this matter?  Having 66% of exports to the EU tariff free, while not being direct financial assistance, is indirect financial assistance which the Philippines greatly benefits from. But to participate in the program conditions on human rights and governance must be complied with. This means the EU is imposing its standards on the Philippines which is a violation of the Philippines' sovereignty. If Duterte was not such a hypocrite he would order the Philippines to withdraw from this program.

https://www.rappler.com/nation/194612-duterte-socialists-reason-reject-eu-aid
He said there were American socialists whose funds they send to the Philippines go nowhere but in the pockets of the leaders of the Filipino communists.
A hallmark of lying is constantly changing the story. Is it issues of sovereignty or is it socialists supporting the CPP-NPA? Doesn't EU development money go directly into the coffers of the government to be distributed to private businesses? And what do Americans have to do with money from the EU? If groups are using public money to destabilise the country why won't he out them publicly and put an end to it?

Who knew Harry Roque was a past master in Chinese philosophy? Here he is applying the yin and yang principle to current events. Without darkness there is no light.  Without evil there is no good. I would urge him to go even deeper though.  To borrow a phrase from Lao Tsu: "The news that can be named is not the true news."

http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/29/1782519/deputy-ombudsman-suspended-grave-misconduct
Sen. Trillanes says this is intimidation because this man was looking into Duterte's accounts and Roque says this justifies Duterte but the bottom line is another Philippine politician has been charged with misconduct.

http://www.philstar.com/headlines/2018/01/29/1782508/bato-i-cant-give-you-100-bloodless-anti-drug-operations
Bato has been writing checks he can't cash by promising the public a nicer, friendly war on drugs which will only be in effect from 8am - 5pm.  How will the public react when the bodies start hitting the floor once again?

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/964251/charter-change-federalism-romulo-macalintal
Under the proposed constitutional amendment, Macalintal said, the country’s regions would be transformed into states, each with its own “exclusive legislative powers” to enact laws on state and local elections, marriage, population management, labor and trade relations, and its justice system, among others.
Everyone advocating for federalism as the answer to the Philippines' problems ought to listen to this guy. Federalism necessarily entails more corruption by creating more government and splitting the nation into separate states.

The Pacman needs a license to box and he thinks I need a license to blog!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/964741/senate-sends-faeldon-to-city-jail-faeldon-pasay-city-jail-transfer-senate
Faeldon remains in contempt of the Senate for refusing to cooperate in the shabu smuggling case. He was the head of customs and surely knows more than he is refusing to tell. He also still retains the post he was appointed to by Duterte but he will not be receiving any pay while in jail.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/964757/breaking-poe-asks-is-it-time-to-shut-down-mocha-uson-blog
Sen. Grace Poe is asking the big questions that really matter. A blog on Facebook is more of a threat to the security of the Philippines than whatever security flaws which allowed Marawi to happen and which remain in place since no one wants to investigate the situation in order to correct them.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/964895/carlos-zarate-protest-vs-donald-trumps
The complaint was filed by PO1 Ariel Miranda Ortega, alleging that Zarate and his co-respondents incited protesters to “attack” police officers during the protest along Taft Avenue last Nov. 13, 2017.
An interesting case. At least it's not fraud or graft!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/964880/dfa-warns-public-vs-passport-appointment-fixers-scams
Remember when DFA Sec. Cayetano said there were no syndicates selling passport slots and then admitted there might be scammers with DFA connections?  Let me refresh your memory:
“We removed the allotment to remove the opportunity for a syndicate. Let’s say I have 50 slots and I will sell it for 2000 per slot. I will earn 100,000. We already removed that,” he said. 
(We’re not saying it’s impossible that there are cheaters and fixers. We’re saying it’s impossible for us to take advantage of the OFWs.)
What a mess!

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/964972/palace-dares-trillanes-to-file-impeachment-raps-vs-duterte
More childish political bickering between rivals. Why even respond to Trillanes' threats and statements?

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/641660/bato-fund-received-by-pnp-from-stl-not-bribe-money-used-in-anti-gambling-drive/story/
What a scandal!  Even if this money is not bribe money why is the PNP receiving funds directly from gambling operations?  Why not give that money to the government and then they can distribute it to the PNP? How much of this money is accounted part of their budget? What a conflict of interest! Remember Duterte said he would not tolerate even  whiff of corruption from his men.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/31/18/instead-of-body-cams-pnp-bought-48-bomb-sniffing-dogs-worth-over-p500k-each-recto
Senate President Pro Tempore Ralph Recto on Tuesday said the PNP could have acquired the body cameras last year but instead opted to purchase 48 bomb-sniffing dogs worth P511,672 each.
Bato is really serious about those body cameras and transparency in PNO operations. The AFP could use those dogs in Mindanao. Why does the PNP need 48 bomb sniffing dogs?  Bato's response is classic Bato.

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/965324/pnp-bato-dela-rosa-body-camera-k9-bomb-sniffing-dogs-budget-purchase

THE Davao City Police Office (DCPO) is now investigating two policemen caught on CCTV camera punishing three Children in Conflict with the Law (CICLs) on January 21 as ordered by Davao City Mayor Sara Duterte-Carpio.  
Based on the police report of San Pedro Police Station, these three minors, aged 17, were gang members involved in riots in the area. They were rescued by barangay officials at around 1:15 a.m. after violating the curfew hour for minors. 
A strange story. The headline says teens were mauled by cops. The article does not tell us what the cops did. The article also refers to these teens as "Children in Conflict with the Law" but then goes on to explain they ere involved in rioting and that these "children" are actually 17 years old! "Children in Conflict with the Law" has to be the most roundabout way to saying juvenile delinquents or criminals. Are adult criminals referred to as "Adults in Conflict with the Law?" This phrase is remarkably overly legally specific, stupid, and unnecessary.

http://news.abs-cbn.com/news/01/31/18/chinese-narcos-are-new-bilibid-drug-kings-pdea
Although manufacturing of narcotics is not done inside the state penitentiary, transactions are handled by inmates using mobile phones, Montallana clarified. 
Mobile phones continue to proliferate inside the national penitentiary despite security measures implemented by the PNP Special Action Force, Police Chief Supt. Dennis Basngi said. 
Basngi, deputy director of the SAF, said a total of 3,666 cellphones have been confiscated. since October 2016.
Signal jammers in the New Bilibid Prison are also unreliable since most of these are broken, said NBP Supt. Roberto Rabo.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!  Oh those Filipinos and their crazy broken prison system where inmates live like kings and still control the drug trade throughout the country!

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/641848/lawmakers-slept-on-job-to-fully-implement-charter-constitutionalist/story/
“If there is anger, it was not when we were writing the Constitution, the anger is today when we see that the promise of a new social order is not being kept and there are people even blaming the Constitution which has all the provisions to fulfill that vision,” he said. 
“The problem is not the Constitution but our legislators who slept on the job for 30 years to fully implement it. Or when reform legislation was passed, made sure that it was watered down and underfunded. This is the legislature that wants to rewrite the Constitution,” he added.
To argue with this guy would be like a liberal arguing with James Madison about the second amendment. This is one of the men who wrote the current Constitution and he is calling out every politician of the past 30 years for being corrupt and sleeping on the job as evidenced by the Constitution not being fully implemented and utilised. And they say I'm negative!

Thursday, February 1, 2018

Iglesia Ni Cristo Tree Planting Is A Total Failure

Six months ago I published an article about Iglesia Ni Cristo engaging in a tree planting activity in the area.
https://philippinefails.blogspot.com/2017/08/iglesia-ni-cristo-plants-trees-and.html
They bussed in a few hundred people some from at least two hours away telling by the destinations written on the jeepneys in which they arrived. All morning they busily planted little saplings. 


This is the field in which they planted their grove. It's hard to tell but in the background are many, many more bamboo sticks protecting tiny saplings. They must have planted at least a hundred saplings in this field. By noon they were gone and apparently they never came back to tend to the trees because today, 31 January, 2018, this is what the field of trees looks like:


Where is the mini-forest? Where are the hundreds of saplings they planted?  Here is a close up.


These trees look like overgrown underbrush. Many of them are even choked and tangled by weeds. In fact all the trees are practically indistinguishable from weeds!


One or two of them look fairly robust and like they might make it but that is purely a chance occurrence and not because anyone has been tending to them.  


What a complete waste of time it was to bus out hundreds of people to plant trees when no one even bothered to follow up on them. There is an INC congregation in the squatters village where they planted these trees so there is no excuse that someone was not assigned to tend to these saplings. A few bamboo sticks were lying about broken but no sign of the saplings they were protecting.




What was the point of this activity? All around the world the INC goes out and plants trees. What for? Do they think they are noble environmental champions? How is bussing in people from two hours away to plant trees no one will care for a good thing for the environment? Bussing them in means more pollution in the air and more energy wasted. The saplings the INC killed through neglect could have flourished in someone else's hands and field. And let's not forget about the litter they left behind which was not an environmentally friendly thing to have done. There were more people than trees planted which means bussing in hundreds was completely unnecessary and only done for the photo-op. If the INC cares about the environment why not just have the local congregation plant and care for the saplings? Because pictures and video of hundreds of people congregating for a tree planting activity is good PR.

This neglected field of weedy trees is very much reflective of the soul of the Iglesia Ni Cristo which is a spiritually bankrupt organisation feeding its members only lies and heresies.

I cannot speak for their efforts elsewhere but this tree planting activity is a total failure. 

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

Senate Investigations

Last year the Senate investigated two homicides among other things. Homicides! What are they? The cops? Now Sen. Grace Poe wants to investigate Facebook for taking down posts which violate community standards.
http://technology.inquirer.net/71044/senate-probe-facebooks-taking-posts-violating-community-standards
This is totally asinine and  a waste of taxpayers money. So I have taken upon myself to dig up a few old and ridiculous Senate investigations.  What has this august body investigated over the years? Certainly many of their investigations have been legitimate like investigations into corrupt officials but some of these investigations would seem to be out of their purview.

August 16, 2011

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/42603/artist-mideo-cruz-a-no-show-at-senate-probe-into-controversial-exhibit
In 2011 the Senate held an investigation into a controversial art exhibit because some found it offensive. What are they? Art critics?

August 1, 2012

http://newsinfo.inquirer.net/240875/enrile-wants-to-make-schools-liable-in-hazing-death
The Senate also investigated a hazing death in 2012. Wow talk about deja vu! Obviously like this investigation did not prevent future hazing deaths.

October 7, 2012
http://lifestyle.inquirer.net/70286/it-will-take-a-stronger-law-to-prevent-animal-cruelty/
Animal cruelty is rampant in the Philippines. To be a canine in this country is to be condemned. Needless to say this hearing in 2012 did not solve the problem of animal cruelty nor do laws prevent crime. Let me say that again: LAWS DO NOT PREVENT CRIME!

May 28, 2009

http://www.gmanetwork.com/news/news/nation/163236/hayden-cam-case-katrina-halili-arrives-at-senate-for-sex-scandal-probe/story/
A steamy video of a doctor and an actress leaks online and the Senate decides to have a hearing to get to the bottom of this very sexy national scandal. It's like the Senate is TMZ!

Now that the Senate has resumed their hearing on fake news expect more time wasted from politicians who do not care one bit about the security of the country they serve.


When will the Senate investigate the Marawi attack? When will they sit down and make an effort to find out what actually happened leading up to that day in May?  My guess is they never will.  There will never be a Marawi Commission Report because these Senators do not care about the security of the country and would rather waste everyone time with stupid hearings, pointless debates about changing the Constitution, and treasonous efforts to implement an Islamic State in Mindanao  aka the BBL.

A book we may never see written

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

A Pack of Mangy Dogs

The Philippines has a major dog problem.  And it's not just strays running around the neighbourhood digging through the trash!