This edition filled up real quick. Meet these interesting people. If you are lucky you can see their corpses.
Hi, my hame is Jeffrey Gumonit. I was out riding in my SUV when I hit a red light. As I was waiting for it to change to green a motorcycle rode up beside me. They also came to a stop. But instead of waiting for the light the back rider pulled out a gun and shot me three times killing me dead.
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| https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/259679/man-shot-dead-inside-suv-in-cebu-city |
Hi, our names are Melo Ison and Jerome Fabello. We were part of a demolition crew in Manila. It was a relatively large crew of 22 men. Work was proceeding just fine when all of a sudden the left side of building suddenly collapsed. Everyone got out except us. We were both crushed to death beneath the rubble. Amazingly there were no safety officers or first aid responders on the scene but it's not as if they could have helped us. Now everyone is demanding an investigation. Even the President.
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1168519/2-laborers-dead-1-hurt-as-budget-hotel-collapses |
Hi, my name is Scherner. I am a 54 year old Norwegian man. When I walked into a hotel with two children, 8 and 10 years old, everyone's suspicions were aroused. Can you blame them? So the cops were called and I had to go tell them the story. See those children are my related to my wife. The 8 year old is hers from a previous relationship while the 10 year old is her nephew. She was not with me because she is in the province preparing documents for the children.
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| https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1821700 |
Hi, my name is Alfons Hermann Keitt. I am a German but I have been hiding out in the Philippines ever since a warrant was put out for my arrest back in my home country. You see I was convicted of child abuse and I also was in possession of a lot of CP.
Quoting the German Embassy, Morente said that “Keitt was convicted of committing aggravated child abuse against three different victims and, in more than 200 other cases, he was found to have possessed hundreds of child pornographic images and videos.”And don't think a conviction in Germany made me stop my ways. Why let a little thing like that get in the way of living your life?
Seized from Keitt during his arrest were a total of 190 child pornography images, 112 child pornography videos, 28 adolescent pornography images and 10 adolescent pornography videos.
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1168710/german-pedophile-arrested-in-misamis-occidental |
Hi, my name is Francisco Mondares Vinluan. I was recently released from New Bilibid prison where I was doing a stint for murder. Probably due to the GCTA law but whatever the case they let me out on August 7th.. It was good to be free for a while but all that came to a screeching halt. I was out on my bike when another bike rode up and the driver fired at my head hitting me twice. I was killed instantly and all I can think is that prison is much safer than the mean streets of the Philippines.
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| https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/260164/ex-convict-gunned-down-while-driving-his-motorcycle |
Hi, my name is Armando Oppus. On August 20th the cops found my body tied up and dumped on the side of the road in Cebu even though I came from Davao where I had an estafa case pending. P400,000 in investment money. My family contained the cops through Facebook but later they said they were not at all interested in claiming my body. They told the cops to go ahead and bury so that is what they did.
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| https://cebudailynews.inquirer.net/260088/body-still-unclaimed-police-had-balamban-salvage-victim-buried-at-towns-public-cemetery |
Hi, my name is Arshdeep Singh. I am an Indian and I lend Filipinos money. That's the 5/6 scheme where for every 5 pesos you borrow I get 6 pesos back. Well I was out on my rounds collecting payments when a man approached me and shot me in the chest. Not only that but he also stole my motorcycle! A least I'm not dead like my fellow countryman who was shot last week while out collecting payments.
Hi, my name is Petronilo Magallon. I am also know as Ama the God and creator of the universe. But the police say otherwise. They say I am a cult leader of a group known as “Gamhanang Ama” and that I have been raping a girl since 2011 when she was 13. They even say I gave her an STD. But this is impossible because I have erectile dysfunction. Don't ask me how the "owner of the universe" has a faulty pee-pee. That's just one of those mysteries of the universe.
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| https://www.sunstar.com.ph/article/1824849/Cagayan-De-Oro/Local-News/Cult-leader-who-kept-girl-in-sexual-captivity-falls |
Hi, my name is Jordan So and this over here is Roger Soquita. I am a taxi drive and Roger was applying to become one. It is a noble profession is it not? Who doesn't want to get paid to sit in traffic all day? Well we were hanging and outside the taxi headquarters when some punks on a motorcycle pulled up and shot us both dead! What the heck!? Why would they go and do a thing like that?
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| https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/1170772/taxi-operator-driver-shot-dead-in-quezon-city |
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